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[Axeldeath]

I win.

[Kirkreng]

"Yes, Oblivion is a vile game which needs to be banned. And I imagine Oblivion 2: Skyrim will be no different. I don't keep up to date with the latest nintendo games, but from what I heard is that this new Oblivion game will feature lots of dragons."

-Some random dude at Baptist Landover church forums

[Axeldeath]

MORROWIND FAN.

 

I'm calling it now.

[Blightmare]

I hunger.... for more...

[Kirkreng]

MORROWIND FAN.

 

I'm calling it now.

Don't you mean Oblivion -1: Morrowind?

[Doctor Felix Whooves]

What about oblivion -2 dagerfall?

[Dr. Derpy Hooves Ph.D]

[Blightmare]

C D E D B D Ducks?

 

M R not ducks!

 

O S A R!

 

C D E D B D Feathers?

 

O I C D E D B D Ducks!

[Jek Jek Roo]

Wtf!?

[Scorpia]

i get headaches if i don't meet my daily intake of caffeine...RAD!

[saja]

i get headcrabs if i don't meet my daily dose of mescalin

[Scorpia]

you are such a strange person...

[Blue]

Yes, Terry. Mine for brains.

[Dr. Derpy Hooves Ph.D]

Unforeseen buttocks fornication.

[Blue]

Rainbow Dash, by witness of resident and state officials you are being fined by the Federal government for detonating suspected nuclear weapons on the soil of the State of Utah, for which the penalty is a fine of $255.

 

I suggest you pay it, and then stay low for a few days; UN Inspectors pay want to prosecute for disturbing world order, which has a much stiffer punishment.

[saja]

Winter is coming. I hope there will be more snow than last time. I'll try to build a snowdragon in our garden.

[Collective Foal]

And I will be busy shoveling your beloved snow off my driveway and being yelled at by my 11-year-old sister to stack it in one specific area so she can use it as a sled hill, which requires monumental effort on my part as I have to carry a large snow shovel to the top of the driveway, which is on a 30 degree grade, and dump it on a pile that gets higher and higher until my sister's sledding a 15 foot hill at a 60 degree angle (It's a big driveway) That will take me at least two days, 4 heat strokes caused by my ridiculous coat that was designed for the friggin South Pole, and mild frostbite in my fingers, toes, and possibly my nose. So your wish for snow just ruined my physical well-being. I might not even be able to play Lacrosse this season. They might even have to amputate my digits. I don't think the Air Force is going to accept a pilot who has no fingers or toes. And I doubt I could be a vet or a chef like that, either. So you just ruined my entire life plans. Thanks a lot, asshole. Hope you get your snow.

 

Jk, just felt like doing that. I like snow until I have to shovel it. Can't wait until spring/SUMMER!

[Srake]

Winter is coming. I hope there will be more snow than last time. I'll try to build a snowdragon in our garden.

Winter's coming. Soon be cardigan weather.

I'm hoping there won't be another fucking SNOWPOCALPYSE in my area again. We didn't even get the worst of it. Poor Madison and Chicago...

[Blue]

Winter is a miserable affair in Vancouver. It just turns cold and mushy, sometimes frosty.

Best seasons to visit Vancouver are mid-late spring, and most parts of Fall.

[Scorpia]

if you're at a restaurant.

 

rule 1: don't fuck with the server, they do mess with your food if they don't like you enough.

rule 2: if you're a lousy tipper- don't come back to the same restaurant often, they will eventually fuck with your meal.

rule 3: check your salt, sugar, and pepper shakers. long story short; children are bastards.

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