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[Scorpia]

Is Bill bromosexual?

 

what does bromosexual mean??

[Axeldeath]

1. Bromosexual 1104 up, 137 down

A guy who is bromosexual is totally straight. In fact he will punch you in the face if you say that he's gay. He's so totally straight that he has sex with tons of chicks... sure his bro might be in the room with him, maybe videotaping it (with lots of close-ups of the penis)... or doing the same girl at the same time... with their penises touching...

 

So what if he's always slapping his broham's ass... and always hangs out in the showers at the gym... and yeah, maybe he was in a few circle jerks in middle school... and sure he puts his penis and/or testicles on his friends' faces every chance he gets when they're passed out drunk... and sure that frat initiation thing was a bit weird, but...

 

HE IS TOTALLY 100% NOT GAY.

Dude: You're so gay.

Bromosexual: Shut up! I will FUCK YOU IN THE ASS if you say I'm gay!!!

Other dude: Heh. Wait... what?

[Scorpia]

...eh, close enough.

[Collective Foal]

So basically, stuck in the closet, but with a Machete and an SMG?

[Scorpia]

except i'm not so insecure that if i'm accused of being gay that i'll get angry about it. i'm straight, i'm just secure enough to joke around about it.

[Axeldeath]

So you're bromosexual.

 

2. Bromosexual 230 up, 66 down

a relationship between dudes so close that, to the outside observer, may appear homosexual.

 

There's one that shows what it actually means.

[Scorpia]

ohh, okay then. that works.

[Axeldeath]

Anyone else want a Brompton Cocktail on their deathbed?

[J.C.]

I'll have a Virgin Cuba Libre. And could you make it a Diet one?

[Scorpia]

@Axel: oh, yea. it seems like a nice send off actually...i just hope i'm never in a situation where i'd ever need one...

[J.C.]

Got Ninja'd?

 

[Scorpia]

it's my national sport, Brah.

[Blightmare]

Help, I've turn a port my in saids!

[Koach]

Ello, lads. it's been a while since i visited this thread. so HI.

[Scorpia]

Hey, my name's Bill. welcome to the forums!

[Koach]

hehehehe... you've got a really nice place here. thought the lack of gunpowder smell makes me feel weird.

[Obsidian]

Yeah, Bill prefers to kill off members that look at him funny with plastic explosives. Leaves less of a smell.

[Brad]

*Puts on a bomb disposal suit*

 

*Stares at Bill*

[Alyxx Thorne]

I'm back.

[Blightmare]

Yeah, Bill prefers to kill off members that look at him funny with plastic explosives. Leaves less of a smell.

I should be safe then. When I give people weird looks, I don't use plastic explosives to do so.