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i think Oxygen and I have a love-hate relationship. if i don't get enough of it during sleep, i get a headache...this time in the form of me having a damn cold. screw you Oxygen, i love you, but you're such a bitch.
Maybe you should try Oxygen's friend Fluorine! It's much nicer.

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yea, and you shouldn't use your knowledge of science to try to poison me...luckily fluorine is pretty well known. like what would happen if i put francium in a bathtub! too bad it's really rare, i'd like to see what a pound of the stuff would do . ^^ then again, not really...

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0w5neFPat1w

 

Really Rare? wtf happened with you...

The future of gaming lies in realistic simulations of extraordinary realities

 

"I am drunk, you dont have an excuse"

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yea, and you shouldn't use your knowledge of science to try to poison me...luckily fluorine is pretty well known. like what would happen if i put francium in a bathtub! too bad it's really rare, i'd like to see what a pound of the stuff would do . ^^ then again, not really...
Well, considering that the greatest amount ever produced at once was a cluster of 300,000 atoms or ~1.61*10^-16 grams, a pound would be rather expensive (and impossible) to produce. So I wish you luck on your journey to give yourself radiation poisoning and destroy your bathtub. :P

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yea, and you shouldn't use your knowledge of science to try to poison me...luckily fluorine is pretty well known. like what would happen if i put francium in a bathtub! too bad it's really rare, i'd like to see what a pound of the stuff would do . ^^ then again, not really...
Well, considering that the greatest amount ever produced at once was a cluster of 300,000 atoms or ~1.61*10^-16 grams, a pound would be rather expensive (and impossible) to produce. So I wish you luck on your journey to give yourself radiation poisoning and destroy your bathtub. :P

 

bathtub, house, block, really depends how crazy i feel at a certain time. :P

 

plus i'm not worried about radiation, hell that's how you get super powers!...maybe sterility, but hey, i probably shouldn't raise children anyway. :lol:

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556362d473fda9525ed938240051f59d

 

if i had a nickel for every time I've "accused" a girl of being fat...

 

you know i think women call this sort of shit out so that they can bathe their self-esteem in a man's attempt at not sounding like he was being an asshole...

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If a girl asks you if the dress makes her look fat, the correct answer is to look for the nearest window and dive headfirst through it.

This is a nice metric server. No imperial dimensions, please.

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girl's version:

does this make me look fat?

no.

you didn't even look at it!

yea, i did. you look fine.

just fine?

it makes you look great, happy?

well, what about it makes it look great?

do i look like a freaking tailor?

it's a simple question and you can't answer it!

i did answer it! you want stop questioning my answer!

so do i look fat in this dress or not?

 

Blue's version does sound like a better version than my approach...

and for shits and giggles the guy version of that!

 

guy's version:

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♪[Pitbull - Intro]

 

Me not working hard?

Yea right picture that with a kodak

And better yet, go to times square

Take a picture of me with a kodak

Took my life from negative to positive

And I just want y'all know that

And tonight, let's enjoy life

 

Pitbull, Nayer, Ne-Yo

 

[Ne-Yo / Nayer - Chorus]

 

Tonight I will love love you tonight

Give me everything tonight

For all we know we might not get tomorrow

Let's do it tonight

I will love love you tonight

Give me everything tonight

For all we know we might not get tomorrow

Lets do it tonight

 

Don’t care what they say

All the games they play

Nothing is enough

Till they handle love (Lets do it tonight)

I want you tonight, I want you today

I want you tonight

 

Grab somebody sexy tell ‘em hey

Give me everything tonight

Give me everything tonight

Give me everything tonight

Give me everything tonight

 

[Pitbull - Verse 1]

 

Get busy tonight

Cuz to more and more to do bad before and for Prius

Desperate tonight

I can make you my queen

And make love to you eanless

This is insane, the way the name growin’, money keep flowin’

Hustlers move aside, so I’m tiptoein, keep flowin’

I gotta locked up like Lindsay Lohan

 

Put it on my life baby

I can make you feel right baby

I can’t promise tomorrow

But I promise tonight

 

Dale

 

[Pitbull - Pre Chorus]

 

Excuse me

But I might drink a little bit more than I should tonight

And I might take you home with me if I could tonight

And I think you should let me cause I look good tonight

And we might not get tomorrow

 

[Ne-Yo / Nayer - Chorus]

 

Tonight I will love love you tonight

Give me everything tonight

For all we know we might not get tomorrow

Lets do it tonight

I will love love you tonight

Give me everything tonight

For all we know we might not get tomorrow

 

Lets do it tonight

Lets do it tonight

 

Don’t care what they say

All the games they play

Nothing is enough

Till they handle love (Lets do it tonight)

I want you tonight, I want you today

I want you tonight

 

Grab somebody sexy tell ‘em hey

Give me everything tonight

Give me everything tonight

Give me everything tonight

Give me everything tonight

 

Grab somebody sexy tell ‘em hey

Give me everything tonight

Give me everything tonight

Give me everything tonight

Give me everything tonight

 

[Pitbull - Verse 2]

 

Reach for the stars

And if you don’t grab em, at least you’re on top of the world

Think about it

Cuz if you slip I’m gonna fall on top of you girl

Put on ‘em ball when they sleep at the Macy’s

And it ain’t no secret

My granny’s from Cuba but I’m an American

Tied over money like Seacrest

 

Put it on my life baby

I can make you feel right baby

I can’t promise tomorrow

But I promise tonight

 

Dale

 

[Pitbull - Pre Chorus]

 

Excuse me

But I might drink a little bit more than I should tonight

And I might take you home with me if I could tonight

And I think you should let me cause I look good tonight

And we might not get tomorrow

 

[Ne-Yo / Nayer - Chorus]

 

Tonight I will love love you tonight

Give me everything tonight

For all we know we might not get tomorrow

Let's do it tonight

I will love love you tonight

Give me everything tonight

For all we know we might not get tomorrow

Lets do it tonight

 

Don’t care what they say

All the games they play

Nothing is enough

Till they handle love (Lets do it tonight)

I want you tonight, I want you today

I want you tonight

 

Grab somebody sexy tell ‘em hey

Give me everything tonight

Give me everything tonight

Give me everything tonight

Give me everything tonight♪♪

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This song is just six words long.

This is a nice metric server. No imperial dimensions, please.

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You know? I like seven words better ;)

The future of gaming lies in realistic simulations of extraordinary realities

 

"I am drunk, you dont have an excuse"

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