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[Kirkreng]

Vær så god.

[Blue]

• "How do you like your coffee?"

>Make it Black

"Don't pretend to be a tough guy."

 

>With Milk

"Oh, coming right up, madam!"

 

>Cream and sugar

"What are you, Nanako?"

"Daddy, I want it black!"

 

>Surprise me.

"..."

*Splashes you with scalding coffee*

[Blightmare]

I want to be the very best,

Like no one ever was.

To catch them is my real test,

To train them is my cause.

I will travel across the land,

Searching far and wide.

Each Pokémon, to understand

The power that's inside.

 

(chorus)

Pokémon

It's you and me

I know it's my destiny

Pokémon

You're my best friend

In a world we must defend

Pokémon

A heart so true

Our courage will pull us through

You teach me and I'll teach you

Pokémon

Gotta catch 'em all

Pokémon!

 

Every challenge along the way

With courage I will face

I will battle everyday

To claim my rightful place

Come with me the time is right

There's no better team

Arm and arm we'll win the fight

It's always been our dream

 

*chorus*

 

Gotta catch em all x 4

 

*solo*

 

*chorus*

[Blue]

Thou art hate-filled?

[Scorpia]

alot is a word but abit is not....good job making sense once again, English...

 

IN OTHER NEWS: i taught a stove advanced philosophy and it's now using it to make my food lecture me! ladies and gentlepeople, i fucked up!

[Blightmare]

I never listened to lectures from real people. What makes you think my food is gonna have more success?

[Average Internet Guy]

also, never attempt an autocircumcision with a circular saw and a rubber hose. the last two times I tried didn't end well.

[Scorpia]

I beat that challenge before it was set, buddy boy.

 

yea, when you become friends with your subconscious which whom you've named Pete then get back to me.

[Blue]

You'd have better success with a coping saw. No, not a copulating saw, a Coping saw.

[Average Internet Guy]

maybe I should try a woodsaw

[Scorpia]

Blue, you wanna go!!!???...on a merry go round.

 

or how about i beat you down!!!!??...in chess.

 

anyway, random young video...

 

oO-gtb_YLe8

[Brad]

There's a jaguar in my boot.

[Axeldeath]

alot is a word but abit is not....good job making sense once again, English...

 

Not sure if srs.

[J.C.]

Buenas noches.

[WonSul]

oY6tCnu-1Do

[Brad]

GET OUTTA MAH PYRAMID, FISHMAN!

 

*Fires Spas-12 in the air.*

[Scorpia]

STOP RIGHT THERE!

put down the rifle!

 

but, i-it's a shotg-

 

don't use your fancy gunsmith talking on me, i said put it down!

 

but i was ju-

 

BULLSHIT! *shoots you 34 times.*

[Average Internet Guy]

guns don't kill people, the government does

[Blue]

Ah Les Miserablés. Odd though, Javert is like a robot in a cast of humans, only processing crime vs. not crime.

[Scorpia]

can somebody give me directions to "outside". :/