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[Blightmare]

gigglesnort

[Obsidian]

Who gigglesnorted? WHO THE FUCK JUST GIGGLESNORTED!? Who's the slimy little communist shit, winkle-toed cocksucker down here who just signed his own death warrant? Nobody, huh?

[Scorpia]

Full Metal Jacket reference. i called it out. do i win?

[Blightmare]

you win a kiss from me!

[Obsidian]

Bon Apetite, Bill >

[Scorpia]

k, Rarity. you might wanna take these lessons first.

 

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[Obsidian]

pshaw, Rarity doesn't need lessons. Not that I would know, but still!

[Madman]

Hm, It appears that I'm still in the "Creep Ass" step.

[Obsidian]

ah, this is why I always keep my rape whistle handy

[Scorpia]

why won't people text me?!

[Obsidian]

Because you have tiny sheep demons invading your network.

That's bad.

But you can destroy them with your phone!

That's good!

But each text to destroy a sheep demon costs you three cents.

That's bad.

But it's free texting week on your network!

That's good!

But you're limited to 10 characters per text

That's bad.

But your friends aren't worth the 10 characters anyway

that's good!

But they know this and won't text you.

That's bad.

But you know cooler people that don't text you anyway.

That's good!

But your refrigerator is also cursed.

That's bad.

But it's got free drinks.

That's good!

[Scorpia]

you're as easy to understand as a Tool music video.

[Madman]

I enjoy locomotives.

[Obsidian]

you're as easy to understand as a Tool music video.

that's bad.

But there's a translator for my madness.

That's good!

But it only translates into fictional dialects.

That's bad.

But I'm sure someone here knows Klingon.

That's good!

But they're never on the forums.

That's bad.

But you know where they live and can bother them.

That's good!

But they have a shotgun.

That's bad.

But it only shoots candy!

That's good!

But it's knock-off candy...

That's bad.

But knowing what I'm saying is sweeter than candy!

That's good.

But you'll never be able to unread what I've said.

That's bad.

But at least you'll know why you went crazy.

That's good!

[Scorpia]

Bill's untrue advice volume 3!

 

if you want to get away from a tiger- just run into a lake or a body of water. tigers hate water just as much as other felines do...not to mention they cannot swim.

[Martin]

Re: Random thread

[Obsidian]

OMG ilu Kenpachi Ramasama!

[Blue]

I enjoy locomotives.

This locomotive would be suitable for moving the earth's axis, or similiar heavy freight duties.

[WonSul]

I enjoy locomotives.

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[Blightmare]

I'm about to fall asleep in the library.