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[Obsidian]

Just throw grenades at me.

[Kirkreng]

ʘ‿ʘ

[The Scoutman]

\Õ/

[Dr. Derpy Hooves Ph.D]

[The Scoutman]

Demowoman?

[WonSul]

ZZ5LpwO-An4

[Jek Jek Roo]

O-o

[Blue]

I really hope that doesn't become this forum's national anthem just because I linked it a few pages ago....

 

Actually... what would be the National Anthem of the Accursed Farms?

[Jek Jek Roo]

Asahina, who is Gordon's former Girlfriend, Saw Gordon with his brother John, eating space brownies with headcrab zombie icing, and she was pissed at God for not making her beautiful enough for him, instead he chose Jessica, who was John Freeman's wife! John Freeman fucked Gordon up because he didn't have the money to get a crowbar, instead buying teletubbies which caused Gordon to jump on top of lung and use wepon against zombie ghosts! Then Captain Tightpants, surprisingly pantless today, had an epiphany "Kaylee was right next to bees that were angry and shooting lazoooors!" Captain Tightpants said "UGH BOOGA BIM" and Gordon Freeman replied "Ma lazoooor!" and everything exploded, headcrab zombie Icing and cake was seriously friggin' everywhere. Gordon felt guilty and John started crying a pond. Just then an antelope crashed through to the surface from the land called "Under the Surface". All of a sudden there was a huge rift and Asahina disappeared. Someone said something about the Combine attacking John Freeman by kidnapping Asahina, John Freeman frowned and said, "Avast!" He then got his grappling hook stuck in an asshole of a vortigant who said "Why, thanks, John!". The Vortigant started hovering over a giant headcrab that looked suspiciously like Wallace Breen. Earlier, Breen had been smelling coke off a monkey's ass when Duke Nukem arrived negotiating with him using a crowbar. Gordon Freeman was confused by Duke's arguments. He get wepon from goast which was actually his grandmother. She decided to kill the joke by starting this over.

[Blue]

And that's how Equestria was made.

+rep for story.

[Blightmare]

I really hope that doesn't become this forum's national anthem just because I linked it a few pages ago....

 

Actually... what would be the National Anthem of the Accursed Farms?

Oh yeah, that's totally our new anthem.

[Blue]

I really hope that doesn't become this forum's national anthem just because I linked it a few pages ago....

 

Actually... what would be the National Anthem of the Accursed Farms?

Oh yeah, that's totally our new anthem.

 

What have I done?

[Collective Foal]

Guys, I'm so drunk, right now, but I might not even remember this message, so I love you guys, and my cousin here says he loves you too, and this is the most drunk I've ever been!

[Blightmare]

Dovahkiin, Dovahkiin,

Naal ok zin los vahriin

Wah dein vokul mahfaeraak ahst vaal

Ahrk fin norok paal graan

Fod nust hon zindro zaan

Dovahkiin Fah hin kogaan mu draal

 

Ahrk fin kel lost prodah

Do ved viing ko fin krah

Tol fod zeymah win kein meyz fundein

Alduin, feyn do jun

kruziik vokun staadnau

voth aan bahlok wah diivon fin lein

[alphabetagamma]

Guys, I'm so drunk, right now, but I might not even remember this message, so I love you guys, and my cousin here says he loves you too, and this is the most drunk I've ever been!

I wonder what the real Fluttershy would be like drunk. Nevertheless, it's great to see you intoxicating yourself.

[Scorpia]

probably a stumblin' combination of Applejack and Rainbow Dash actually...

[J.C.]

Guys, I'm so drunk, right now, but I might not even remember this message, so I love you guys, and my cousin here says he loves you too, and this is the most drunk I've ever been!

We love you too man

 

How's that hangover coming along?

Edited November 13, 2011 by Guest (see edit history)

[Scorpia]

you've been doing that alot lately, man. (notice 1st word, second sentence.)

[J.C.]

It's the freaking iPad It has a mind of it's own.

 

I should've stayed on my PC, but after uploading the new avatar I went back to bed.

[Scorpia]

thanks for complyin' with accursed farms high standard fo' grammar your consideration is important to us please take all concerns, questions to the next available admin