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[Jek Jek Roo]

My pet rooster "Merlin" is dead. Since my grandma made a soup out of him I don't eat chiken broth soup any longer.

 

 

And I fail at grammar.

[Collective Foal]

[Jek Jek Roo]

I HAVE NO IDEA!

[Collective Foal]

[Jek Jek Roo]

You have really no idea how hard is to make a rooster sit on your arm.

Tamed chiken is a good friend.

[Collective Foal]

I just like how they practically paralyze when you hold them upside down by their feet.

[Jek Jek Roo]

Awwww yeah.

[Collective Foal]

Since it's apparently relaxing to them, it's a win-win situation!

[Jek Jek Roo]

"There was a young boy in a clockyard

Building himself from the pieces he found

Screwing on what's been left on the ground

Hoping to finish enough one day to leave.

 

The years flew by and some gears fell off

Fears and rust and tears he doffed

And bravely searched, while parts he scoffed, but soon he found--

 

There was a young man in a clockyard

Building himself from the pieces he found

Screwing on what's been left on the ground

Hoping to finish enough one day to leave.

 

The years flew by and some gears fell off

Fears and rust and tears he doffed

And bravely searched, while parts he scoffed, but soon he found--

 

There was a grown man in a clockyard

Building himself from the pieces he found

Screwing on what's been left on the ground

Hoping to finish enough one day to lead.

 

He thought to himself, "If I wait too long

To find the pieces I need, then my chance might be gone

What I need might be outside the gate

But I will never know, if I continue to wait."

 

And then he had a dream:

 

An old man cried in a clockyard,

Giving up on the scrap that he found on the ground,

"I can't build myself from this scrap all around!"

 

The man woke up and said, "I must leave.

I must leave.

I must leave.

I must leave."

 

[Epsilon]

[Brad]

 

He reminds of Paul Schaeffer from the Late Show With David Letterman.

[falseReplica]

That is probably one of the most disturbing images I have ever seen.

[Dr. Derpy Hooves Ph.D]

[Blue]

[J.C.]

[Brad]

A BAT CREDIT CARD!?

[Flyingamerboy]

http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/rules-of-the-internet

WTF?!

[Arby]

Candlejack, Imma let you finish, but Windows error messages are the best interuption meme of all tiASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL OF THIS FOALL GLORY TO THE HYNOTO

 

Edited November 9, 2011 by Guest (see edit history)

[Arby]

Also,

[Jek Jek Roo]

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