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Edited November 6, 2011 by Guest (see edit history)

[Alyxx Thorne]

Yeah, I'm totally a 23 year old Norwegian woman pretending to be a 19 year old American guy. Yeah, it makes sense.

[Jek Jek Roo]

Don't ask me...

[Scorpia]

ask you what? who bought your glasses? nah i wouldn't do that... seriously though who did? they look awesome on you!

[Obsidian]

Huh, who would've thought a little joke could go over this badly?

 

In other news, a circus performer was recently involved in an accident when they tried to launch him from a cannon. His donkey climbed into the barrel right as the cannon fired. It took three hours to remove his head from his ass.

[Alyxx Thorne]

That makes me feel sorry for the cannon.

[Jek Jek Roo]

Gone random

[Scorpia]

PPkrEL_GuW8

[Obsidian]

I don't think Girls Gone Wilde is the same as that other show...

[The Scoutman]

I think Bill and Alyxx are the same person lately. Whenever one signs in, the other checks out. COINCIDENCE MY SEXY BEHIND!

Doesn't explain how we are both online at the same time though, or why I hypothetically would make myself mod two times.

Dont play fool on me alyxx, its obvious Bill Ludwick was just a decoy all along, you and Nagisa have been planning this for quite some time, but with BTGBullseye on the way your plans would never suceed, he had the skills to stop your plans but his time on this forum was running out and you knew it, all of a sudden, KT becomes a mod, you and Nagisa figured out he would be just a mindless pawn in your scheme but he knew better, he found out about your plans and was able to leak the AI codes you have been creating, then you tortured him to make he resign his moderation position and then dissapear from the forums, you just had to shut him up, you got rid of him, permanently.

The mod position was given to an altered alpha version of your evil AI ,aka Bill Ludwick, unfortunaly you would need external help to achieve the final stage of your plan so you would need someone inside the corporation, thats where Obsidian comes in, Nagisa has hold a meeting on the IRC to hire Obsidian services, i was there all along, that forced Nagisa into transfering the meeting to Skype, but guess what, the meeting was wired and we were able to track down Nagisa location. Obsidian was a double-agent all along.

While carrying the mission given by Nagisa to infiltrate the UNATCO as secretary Sharon, Obsidian as given vital information to our agent J.C, who was undercover under the codename "JC Denton". Manderley, Walter Simons, Bob Page. All the key members of your plan are going down and so is Nagisa, NSF soldiers are breaking inside her house right now, meanwhile J.C is going to do something about your creation, the super AI also known as Helios.

 

YOU ARE GOING DOWN ALYXX, MAY I MAKE A SUGGESTION? RUN

Edited November 6, 2011 by Guest (see edit history)

[Scorpia]

KT was a girl, dude.

 

also, i'm an evil AI? Alyxx never told me that, she said i was born?!

[Alyxx Thorne]

Dont play fool on me alyxx, its obvious Bill Ludwick was just a decoy all along, you and Nagisa have been planning this for quite some time, but with BTGBullseye on the way your plans would never suceed, he had the skills to stop your plans but his time on this forum was running out and you knew it, all of a sudden, KT becomes a mod, you and Nagisa figured out he would be just a mindless pawn in your scheme but he knew better, he found out about your plans and was able to leak the AI codes you have been creating, then you tortured him to make he resign his moderation position and then dissapear from the forums, you just had to shut him up, you got rid of him, permanently.

The mod position was given to an altered alpha version of your evil AI ,aka Bill Ludwick, unfortunaly you would need external help to achieve the final stage of your plan so you would need someone inside the corporation, thats where Obsidian comes in, Nagisa has hold a meeting on the IRC to hire Obsidian services, i was there all along, that forced Nagisa into transfering the meeting to Skype, but guess what, the meeting was wired and we were able to track down Nagisa location. Obsidian was a double-agent all along.

While carrying the mission given by Nagisa to infiltrate the UNATCO as secretary Sharon, Obsidian as given vital infiltration to our agent J.C, who was undercover under the codename "JC Denton". Manderley, Walter Simons, Bob Page. All the key members of your plan are going down and so is Nagisa, NSF soldiers are breaking inside her house right now, meanwhile J.C is going to do something about your creation, the super AI also known as Helios.

 

YOU ARE GOING DOWN ALYXX, MAY I MAKE A SUGGESTION? RUN

If you have already realized all of this, except for the fact KT was a girl, then you must also have realized it is no problem for me to ban your ass and delete this post.

[Obsidian]

Oh shit, Alyxx is so manly in the way she threatens forum members <3

[Alyxx Thorne]

When you're a woman and manlier than most of the males here, that says a lot. I dunno what it says but it says a lot.

[Obsidian]

Oh guys, I believe you all just got burned.

[J.C.]

Irrelevant. The NSF soldiers will take care of that.

 

Ok, this is a section of my own conspiracy theory chart. I focused on the section where the players relevant to this forum are portrayed.

 

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Red line: amicable relations. Frequent collaborators, up to and including coitus.

Green line: mortal enemies.

Blue line: they are known to collaborate against a common foe.

[Scorpia]

Park time!

[The Scoutman]

KT was a girl, dude.

 

also, i'm an evil AI? Alyxx never told me that, she said i was born?!

Anyway, KT is just a dead body now

 

And dont give yourself so much credit you are just the ALPHA version of an evil AI

If you have already realized all of this, except for the fact KT was a girl, then you must also have realized it is no problem for me to ban your ass and delete this post.

Doesnt matter, im fairly sure Nagisa is going to rat you up, then we gonna send Paul Denton himself to whoop your ass

[Obsidian]

What does it mean when the lines cross? D:

[J.C.]

Nothing really... it's just that it was impossible to represent in 2D the complex grid generated by innumerable interactions between all players.

 

EDIT:

 

Oh, and if you're wondering how I came to construct the chart, it's because I monitor all of your interactions around the clock. I have several displays all over my house, that show this information and refresh it every 10 seconds.

 

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It's a "Person of interest" kind of deal. Don't know if you're familiar with that show, I have a few problems with the plot, but nevertheless, it has interesting characters.

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