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[Obsidian]

HI I'm awkward..... can I hold your haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand?

[J.C.]

Hey! That's not my hand!

[Kyon]

The beating of a million drums

 

The fire of a million guns

 

The mother of a million sons

 

Civilization!

[Obsidian]

AMMMMMMERIIIICAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

[Scorpia]

♪Many, many years ago when I was twenty-three

I was married to a widow who was pretty as could be

This widow had a grownup daughter who had hair of red

My father fell in love with her, and soon they too were wed

 

This made my Dad my son-in-law and really changed my life

For now my daughter was my mother, 'cause she was my father's wife

And to complicate the matter, even though it brought me joy,

I soon became the father of a bouncing baby boy

 

My little baby then became a brother-in-law to Dad

And so became my uncle, though it made me very sad

For if he were my uncle, then that also made him brother

Of the widow's grownup daughter, who was of course my stepmother

 

Father's wife then had a son who kept them on the run

And he became my grandchild, for he was my daughter's son

My wife is now my mother's mother, and it makes me blue

Because although she is my wife, she's my grandmother too

 

Now if my wife is my grandmother, then I am her grandchild

And every time I think of it, it nearly drives me wild

'Cause now I have become the strangest case you ever saw

As husband of my grandmother, I am my own grandpa

 

I'm my own grandpa,

I'm my own grandpa,

It sounds funny, I know

But it really is so

I'm my own grandpa♪♪

[J.C.]

[Collective Foal]

You're image fails to recognize salty taste receptors, which are on the sides of the tongue in between sweet and sour.

[Scorpia]

Users browsing this forum: Bill Ludwick, Fluttershy, Obsidian, The Scoutman and 2 guests

[Obsidian]

I think Bill and Alyxx are the same person lately. Whenever one signs in, the other checks out. COINCIDENCE MY SEXY BEHIND!

[J.C.]

You're image fails to recognize salty taste receptors, which are on the sides of the tongue in between sweet and sour.

Not sure what are you talking about. Looks fine to me.

 

 

Look. There's even a puppy you didn't notice the first time.

 

I think Bill and Alyxx are the same person lately. Whenever one signs in, the other checks out. COINCIDENCE MY SEXY BEHIND!

I actually have a conspiracy theory about that. I'll try to put it in some form of diagram.

[Obsidian]

If it's an attempt to make fun of my butt, J.C., I'll kill you

[Jek Jek Roo]

I have all songs from TF2 but Y I no have the Medic! theme!? WHY!?

[Alyxx Thorne]

I think Bill and Alyxx are the same person lately. Whenever one signs in, the other checks out. COINCIDENCE MY SEXY BEHIND!

Doesn't explain how we are both online at the same time though, or why I hypothetically would make myself mod two times.

[Collective Foal]

You're image fails to recognize salty taste receptors, which are on the sides of the tongue in between sweet and sour.

Not sure what are you talking about. Looks fine to me.

 

 

Look. There's even a puppy you didn't notice the first time.

 

HOLY Shit! I must be going blind, because there's no way I should have missed a puppy THAT adorab- Wait A SECOND!

 

And Jek Jek, that's the best song of all! (along with intruder alert)

[Obsidian]

I think Bill and Alyxx are the same person lately. Whenever one signs in, the other checks out. COINCIDENCE MY SEXY BEHIND!

Doesn't explain how we are both online at the same time though, or why I hypothetically would make myself mod two times.

 

Pfft, like you need a reason to make yourself a Mod twice it's clearly because your ego is too big for one mod to satisfy.

 

Also, it's not hard to sign into multiple accounts at once... I SENSE A CONSPIRACY.

 

This case is too much for me, sounds like a job for the HARDLY BOYS!

[Scorpia]

we're different people. lol

[Obsidian]

That sounds like something a Schizo would say!

[Scorpia]

uh okay, you caught me...i'm a 23 year old Norwegian woman pretending to be a 19 year old American man. sounds legit.

[Alyxx Thorne]

That makes a lot of sense.

 

What also makes sense is that we both have different IP's from vastly different locations yet are the same person.

 

Wait, NO IT DOESN'T!

[Scorpia]

aw, we had her going too, Alyxx.