Random thread

[Blightmare]

Why is it that blonde women always do something stupid in movies?

Stereotypes sell. Apparently. Not to me but since it keeps happening SOMEONE has to be dishing out a lot of money in it's direction.

 

 

now for something completely different.

 

I wonder what would happen if I posted a non-sexual but romantic scene from a male/male romance fiction?

[Axeldeath]

There's only one way to find out.

[Jek Jek Roo]

POOTIS POOTIS POOTIS POOTIS!

GOTTAM GOTTAM GOTTAM GOTTAM!

[Collective Foal]

DOSH DOSH DOSH DOSH DOSH!

[Jek Jek Roo]

BENEFITS CHECK BENEFITS CHECK BENEFITS CHECK

[Blightmare]

*lolanonymous* looked into the dark blue eyes, shining with expectation. He slowly opened his mouth, and he felt his new friend's hand push a portion of moist apple into his mouth. There was a moment of silence before *lolanonymous* realized he hadn't yet closed his mouth. He chewed the morsel and swallowed. It was delicious. When he went to speak again, he found himself strangely a little out of breath. "That was... very good. Different, but good."

 

*lolanonymous2* took a deep breath through his nose. He looked around the room as if genuinely concerned about his family returning home early, then looked at *lolanonymous*, his mouth slightly agape. "If you want more different and good, I can help." He swallowed hard. "Come here."

 

*lolanonymous* leaned forward, and he was met halfway by *lolanonymous2*'s lips. Again he tasted the sweet, slightly tart flavor of the apples and their sugary coating, but with the heat of *lolanonymous2*'s breath behind them, intensifying the aromas and overpowering his senses. *lolanonymous* returned as well as he received and without even thinking, he let his tongue slip into *lolanonymous2*'s mouth, tasting the same flavors and passions that he carried within himself. When they finally broke the kiss, they were both out of breath, and *lolanonymous2* had to take a step back. "Wow," he said, panting. "You're..." he found himself unable to even complete his very simple thoughts, so he just repeated the first thing that had come to him. "Wow." *lolanonymous* walked up to him and tried to wrap a arm around his neck, but he ducked out of the embrace. "No no no..."

 

"Why? Don't you..."

 

*lolanonymous2* smiled as big a smile as he could remember having. "Of course. But can we at least get this in the oven first?"

 

*lolanonymous* smiled back. "How long does it take?"

 

"Forty-five minutes."

 

"Awww..." *lolanonymous* fake whined. "That's all?"

 

 

 

I'm kissing some rep points goodbye for sure on this one. But idc, it's totally worth it.

 

 

and apparently "lolanonymous" is incorrect spelling but "lolanonymous2" isn't. Keep up the good work firefox.

[Scorpia]

wow, those guys really like apples! it made one or both of them think they were kissing a girl!

[Blightmare]

I'd go gay for his apples any day.

[Scorpia]

surely you mean that as a metaphor.

[Epsilon]

[Scorpia]

good one Sub, just keep killing my links, all over the darn place!

[Blightmare]

I'll say one thing: Whatever it is you thought I meant in that last post,

 

you were probably right.

 

 

And broken image is broken.

[Scorpia]

are you trying to tell me something? i mean, guys don't kiss other guys! it's either men and women or women and women, that's what my dad keeps telling me as he beats me with a rocking chair.

[Epsilon]

THOU SHALT GET OFF TOPIC

 

[Scorpia]

FACEDESK!

[Blightmare]

I am a willing and glad exception to that statement.

 

Beaten with a rocking chair, huh? that must look odd.

 

Double ninja!

 

That guy's face is win.

[Scorpia]

seriously though, imagine if i were really that sheltered. eh, i'm pretty sure it happens.

[Blightmare]

seriously though, imagine if i were really that sheltered. eh, i'm pretty sure it happens.

Welcome to the club now

Gonna pump it up now

This is an emergency

Music is my galaxy

 

Welcome to the club now

Everybody hop now

We've got it going on

Until the break of dawn

[Scorpia]

the "P" key on my keyboard is broken.....

[Blightmare]

Lies.