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[Blightmare]

You try your best but it's not quite there

You kick a hoof and say it's just not fair

A simple mare living simple dreams

A rumour that's not quite as it seems

 

Carrot top, go beyond us

You're a late star, time to fool us

Keep your friends close, they're what drive you

To the cosmos that describes you

 

Brighter than tonights sunset

Can't mistake your silouette

Not a sound nor voice nearby

Your mane illuminates this gloomy sky

[Flyingamerboy]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sjWySs-Q6Yk

Wanna hear the most annoying meme in the world?

[Blightmare]

NO. NO I DON'T.

[Obsidian]

YOU DO!

[Blightmare]

LIES

[Obsidian]

Heh heh heh, admit it Rarity, you know the temptation to hear the most annoying thing in the world is nagging on your brain... Nagging... oh how it nags. Go on, listen to it, listen to the annoyance, muahahahaha!

[Scorpia]

WHO THE HELL ARE YOU?!

[Blightmare]

... Maybe, but I have a long playlist of music to listen to bearing more significance to me currently, so it'll wait, and I'll probably forget about it, so HAH.

[Obsidian]

You'll never forget the anticipation of wanting to know what the most annoying sound is. It'll haunt your dreams, like Bill at last year's Christmas Party.

[Scorpia]

hey, i apologized for that, although Rarity will never think of otters the same way ever again...

[Blightmare]

You don't know that. I mend easily.

 

Can't say the same for my scars.

[Obsidian]

... wait what? Otters? I was talking about that female slutty santa outfit Bill wore the entire party. That must've eclipsed the whole otter thing.

[WonSul]

I don't think I'll ever be able to listen to someone rapping with a straight face again.

NSFW these two songs will scar you for life.

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[Scorpia]

is it a bad time to mention a lawsuit, Ryan? i mean, you did damage my otter pretty badly. :/

 

about that Santa suit, i coulda sworn that was a firemen's outfit...i mean, it was yellow when i bought it!

[Blightmare]

Look, the whole experience is one I tried to forget. But after 6 weeks with lethal levels of alcohol in my blood and nothing happening, I gave up.

 

 

 

Edit: oh my god the ninja's today, man.

 

Editedit: BILL GOD DAMN IT.

[Scorpia]

psychics bro, gotta love us.

[Obsidian]

Is 'otter' a euphemism for something else, Bill?

[Scorpia]

like what? my penis? no, it was a live Otter. don't ask me what hell i had to go through to get that thing, not to mention breaking into Rarity's house.

 

cocaine's a hell of a drug.

[Obsidian]

well did you at least say "What's going on?"

 

Bill on Crack:

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[Scorpia]

no, i said "1, 2, 3, hold your breath!"