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[Scorpia]

oh, silly you! thinking your innocence wasn't compromised the second you hit that Register button!

[Obsidian]

Should've known something fishy happened when that one window popped up on my screen >_>

[Scorpia]

hey, as long as you read the terms and conditions before you agreed to them you're good, if not i gotta warn you that Luis will be coming to your house with a cutting board and a melon baller....what? you said he could!

[Obsidian]

Sounds like a good time to be had. Of course, it doesn't help that the terms and conditions are written in some albhed/klingon hybrid language! DX

[Scorpia]

oh, you would've never unknowingly agreed to the 110 things you said we could do to you if you could read them.

[Obsidian]

How do you know? ;D I might've been game.

[Scorpia]

strange, not many people are okay with us kidnapping one's parents and feeding them to rabid dogs in exchange for your ability to use image BBcode. huh.

[Obsidian]

I've done worse. Speaking of, have you eaten that chili I gave to a staff as a good-will gift?

[Scorpia]

yea, i did..either that or i used it as molding putty somehow...

[Obsidian]

Ewww... I hope I got all the hairs out of the meat that was in it.

[Jek Jek Roo]

Snoipah Garrus is the best!

[Doctor Felix Whooves]

Very small jokeA first-grade teacher, Ms Brooks, was having trouble with one of her students. The teacher asked, 'Harry, what's your problem?'

 

Harry answered, 'I'm too smart for the 1st grade. My sister is in the 3rd grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the 3rd grade too!'

 

Ms. Brooks had had enough. She took Harry to the principal's office.

 

While Harry waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the principal what the situation was. The principal told Ms. Brooks he would give the boy a test. If he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the 1st grade and behave. She agreed.

 

Harry was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed to take the test.

 

Principal: 

'What is 3 x 3?'

 

Harry: 

'9.'

 

Principal:'What is 6 x 6?'

 

Harry: 

'36.'

 

And so it went with every question the principal thought a 3rd grader should know.

 

The principal looks at Ms. Brooks and tells her, 'I think Harry can go to the 3rd grade'

 

Ms. Brooks says to the principal, 'Let me ask him some questions..'

 

The principal and Harry both agreed.

 

Ms. Brooks asks, 'What does a cow have four of that I have only two of?'

 

Harry, after a moment: 'Legs.'

 

Ms. Brooks: 'What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?'

 

The principal wondered why would she ask such a question!

 

Harry replied: 'Pockets.'

 

Ms. Brooks: 'What does a dog do that a man steps into?'

 

Harry: 'Pants.'

 

The principal sat forward with his mouth hanging open.

 

Ms. Brooks: 'What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky?'

 

The principal's eyes opened really wide and before he could stop the answer, Harry replied, 'Bubble gum.'

 

Ms. Brooks: 'What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down and a dog does on three legs?'

 

Harry: 'Shake hands .'

 

The principal was trembling.

 

Ms. Brooks: 'What word starts with an 'F' and ends in 'K' that means a lot of heat and excitement?'

 

Harry: 

'Firetruck.'

 

The principal breathed a sigh of relief and told the 

teacher, 'Put Harry in the fifth-grade, I got the last seven questions wrong. 

[J.C.]

[Kyon]

Well Fuck me

 

-GKfWaNOhWM

[J.C.]

There seems to be some sort of subliminal message embedded.

 

Here, I caught this in one particular frame

 

[Doctor Felix Whooves]

Well Fuck me

 

-GKfWaNOhWM

Owww my head. I think you brain my damaged.

[Brad]

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAW

[Epsilon]

[Collective Foal]

There seems to be some sort of subliminal message embedded.

 

Here, I caught this in one particular frame

 

 

Oh, that is too good

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