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[Doctor Felix Whooves]

200 fuck omg

[Bravetriforcer]

It doesn't count because of blatant post whoring. Now we have to start all over again. I'll get the lolcat pictures.

[Jek Jek Roo]

Gute Nacht mein kleiner Prinz

Morgen kann deine Ausbildung richtig anfangen!

Sie verfolgen, sie verdammen und zum Schluß wird man verbannt!

Denk ich nur an Simbas Namen werde ich leicht angespannt.

Doch ich träum von hübschen Sachen,

dann bin ich nicht mehr gestreßt dabei plane ich meine Rache

danach Schlafe ich ganz fest!

Ich höre Simbas Todesschrei?

Die Tochter töte ich dabei!

Die Frau sie klagt, sie weint, sie fleht!

Hört mein Wiegenlied!

 

Könnt ich ihnen nur vergeben,

hätt' ich heute keine Not,

doch so ist nun mal das Leben

und sie sind mir Lieber Tod!

[Adam Stryker]

I write with my right because its a right and my leftist left is left with its right to be alright with the rights of my right.

[Average Internet Guy]

so I had this for breakfast

 

 

bacon infused waffle

[Scorpia]

i wonder how much a baby elephant costs...

[Dr. Derpy Hooves Ph.D]

i wonder how much a baby elephant costs...

l91ISfcuzDw

[Scorpia]

Great, buy me one and i'll see to it that Ross admits you're his favorite person...i wouldn't screw you over.

[Flyingamerboy]

RARRARRARRARRARRARRARRARRARRARRARRARRARRARRARRARRARRARRARRARRARRARRARRARRARRARRARRARRAR

[Blightmare]

Oh pony feathers....

[Scorpia]

i reserve the right as a man to not care about the difference between body wash and shampoo, so if i bring you the former when you ask for the latter don't be so freaking surprised! Deal with it!

[Dr. Derpy Hooves Ph.D]

D596fxc_KkI

[J.C.]

What the hell is body wash? Who comes up with this things? I demand an answer! Right now! Or at your earliest convenience!

[Scorpia]

dude, i'm sorry but i have no freakin idea! i think it's for arm hair? i'm not completely sure

[J.C.]

[Scorpia]

dude! did you know your rep is over 100? well i'll be darned!

[J.C.]

Maybe this diagram can account for that.

 

 

Or maybe it's just a glitch.

 

I tend to lean towards that explanation.

 

I also tend to lean against walls, cars and trees. Like so

 

[Scorpia]

...god, you're such a smart ass, man

[Blightmare]

...god, you're such a smart ass, man

The irony of this statement is so intense, I need to use the bathroom!

[Scorpia]

yup, me calling anyone a smart ass is so unprecedented i think i may have penile diarrhea...now while that was seriously too much information for anyone really may i remind you that i'm Bill Fucking Ludwick