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[J.C.]

I'm on it. Just let me catch him!

 

[Brad]

It's interesting to listen to George Romero talk about his movies and how he came up with "zombie rules".

[Scorpia]

[J.C.]

OOrH5tfWorg

[Blue]

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[Razor235]

J659hiXiUbM

 

What has been seen, cannot be unseen. *Reaches for Brain Bleach*

[Scorpia]

oh don't worry! i have some left

 

[Blightmare]

It's time I go clean myself.

[Doublenature]

J659hiXiUbM

 

What has been seen, cannot be unseen. *Reaches for Brain Bleach*

Ok seriously, where is the camera ? Ive looked all around the house... Im not cool with you guys filming me! >

[Scorpia]

A Cry From Hell by W. Ludwick

 

can't you see what you're doing to me!? i can't get into heaven because of you!!

 

i'm so sorry for snapping, but I've been dead for 20 years. i can't pass on into heaven until all thoughts of myself are erased from the living world.

 

i guess you found this out of pure destiny, or just plain luck. may i be the first to thank you...and apologize. you may as well continue reading this, your fate is sealed. as i'm writing this your mortal soul is being absorbed into hell. even now, you know this. even now you believe me. yet you can't stop reading this, i urge you to try. please for the love of all who know you please try.

 

let me explain, as i said before I've been dead for years. I've been spending some time in hell atoning for my sins, believe me there are copious amounts of which justify myself being here. i guess i can sit here reciting my numerous sins, but we haven't much time, he'll come back! his tortures last 3 days at a time! i must finish this before he comes back!!

 

everything you've ever known is a lie! the stories of children, the good of mankind all of it! you must except this if you're to survive my message. oh! i'm so sorry, please forgive me! you don't know how important you are! you are the prodigal child, you are the last bastion of God's hope in mankind, if you die, there's nothing left! god will finish it, it's been his plan all along! you are the one feather that will further inspire all of the good, all of the love God has for humanity. yet...by finishing this message...

 

you see, the fallen one knew you would be born, he knew one of his captured souls would contact you, so he laid a trap: death shall fall upon those who make contact with the fallen. he just doesn't know which of his fallen would contact you, that is why i must finish this! the second you finish this entire letter you'll die! so i urge you: resist the temptation to appease your curiosity, it's so worth it, but it cannot be worth mankind! if you stop reading this now you'll save everyone...but...you cannot can you? you have to read on, it was never in your nature to leave anything unfinished.

 

i thanked you before. are you still curious about that? well, the stories go that once you die it's the end of all things, heaven, hell, me, my suffering. so, i thank you for ending my torment, and i apologize for beginning yours. even now, you're begging yourself to put this down, to walk away...

 

so again thank you, i'm so sorry it must end this way...the dark one never wanted you to live, as a baby we tried to kill you, i'm sorry i was forced to try...we didn't succeed, God's direct intervention seen to that. this letter is Satan's final stab to your heart.

 

let me explain the beginning, i snapped at you because i was forgotten years ago, but since i was destined to write this, since you were destined to find this, you've kept me here, it's all your fault! well, it's over, i can hear him now! he's coming! i'm hoping you die quick so maybe Satan's wrath will be short lived. it's been a pleasure sir, humanity was never meant to survive. your death will be quick, but humanity's will not.

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please tell me what you think i spent quite a bit of time writing this.

[Collective Foal]

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BABIES!

[Alyxx Thorne]

PONIES!

[Scorpia]

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BABIES!

 

It's all good

[Blightmare]

PONIES!

Must... resist... urge... to... call... pegasister...

[Alyxx Thorne]

It's alright, brony ;P

[Dr. Derpy Hooves Ph.D]

[Flyingamerboy]

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[Scorpia]

why is it so fucking cold in here!!!

[J.C.]

Global warming.

[ProHypster]

Domestic Cooling.