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[J.C.]

[Scorpia]

How to save time cleaning your toilet and....?

 

 

....Cat!

 

Instructions on how to clean your toilet (and cat!!).

 

1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl.

 

2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.

 

3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids.

 

4. The cat will self agitate. You may need to stand on the lid and give the cat time to make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.

 

5. Flush the toilet three or four times.This provides a "power-wash" and rinse".

 

6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door.

 

7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids.

 

8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, and run outside where he will dry himself off.

 

9. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean!

 

 

i don't know if this is a good idea, i mean the cat may actually get flushed if it's small enough.

 

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...are.

 

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[Collective Foal]

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[Axeldeath]

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[Doublenature]

I love how stupid people are sometimes

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Edited October 18, 2011 by Guest (see edit history)

[Doom Shepherd]

I am now 40.

 

This means:

1. Everybody younger than me is an inexperienced, naive, immature fool.

2. Everybody older than me is a drooling, senile, stuffy old idiot.

 

What's really amazing is just how long the above has been true.

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[Brad]

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[Kyon]

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[Blightmare]

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[Blue]

I will now make a concerted effort to be clear in what I say, before I make my posts overly complicated with unnecessary large words, after having been visited by the Ghost of Editor's Past.

 

I freaking wish the Ghost looked like Robert Service.

[Average Internet Guy]

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[J.C.]

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[Scorpia]

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