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He who makes a mistake in an elevator is wrong on many levels.

This is a nice metric server. No imperial dimensions, please.

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and one of my accents is telling me to go on a mass murdering spree involving an elephant with a jet pack.

Sounds legit.

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I have no idea why, but there's a monkey in my closet and I think it wants me to make love to it.

Life is just a time trial; it's all about how many happy points you can earn in a set period of time

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Wanna make out? Just 2 gruff military hardened dudes in an elevator snuggling out their woes in a totally hetero way.

That sounds so sexy.

 

Gave Alyxx a lady boner, Alyxx's love lady boners.

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would it be "Alyxx' love lady boners"?

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"I am drunk, you dont have an excuse"

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I just realized that Ross' portrayal of Gordon Freeman is exactly like an intelligent Francis

"If we meet anyone, tell 'em we're cops. People will do almost anything a cop tells them to do." Sounds just like him :)

Life is just a time trial; it's all about how many happy points you can earn in a set period of time

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Life is just a time trial; it's all about how many happy points you can earn in a set period of time

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Salutations, good sir. Please excuse the intrusion but we could not go without alerting you that that via friendly hearsay it has subtly come to our attention that your peers are of the opinion that you are one who enjoys a good measure of garrulousness. Ergo, and again I pray you excuse our presumptousness, but we have taken the liberty of replacing your agglomeration of assorted audio-compact discs with a glossary consisting of synonyms and grammatical syntaxes for your referencial needs and/or pleasure perchance an event requiring prolix dialog should arise.

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So, you're saying I enjoy partakinging in an atosphere of concete and that you have supplied me with a text to inform me on the meanings of sophisticated words such as the ones you have utilised in your randomly topical post?

Life is just a time trial; it's all about how many happy points you can earn in a set period of time

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