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[ProHypster]

We tried to celebrate haloween in Ukraine once and apparently some grandpa thought the kids were some kind of weird robbers or prankers and came out with a shotgun instead of candy.

[Jek Jek Roo]

Booooooooo! So little men on zis teem!

[Flyingamerboy]

im teh baws.

bawsbawsbawsbawsbawsbawsbawsbawsbawsbawsbawsbawsbawsbawsbawsbawsbawsbawsbawsbawsbawsbawsbaws

[Dr. Derpy Hooves Ph.D]

Would I be considered an old AF user if I used to use the comment system? (before it was removed, I think in 2010)

[Kyon]

Yes

[Collective Foal]

Probably.

Anyway, I have my physical today (in a half hour). It is normal for me to be uncomfortable when a middle-aged man grabs my balls, even if he has a certificate that allows him to legally do that?

[Epsilon]

Definitely.... *shiver*

 

 

[Jek Jek Roo]

-Hello

-Hello!

-Follow me

-Okay!

[Collective Foal]

Definitely.... *shiver*

 

 

 

Bro, I was trying to piss when that earthquake started. It shook EVERYTHING and I had to clean the entire bathroom. It was like friggin Daddy Day Care:

 

Then, for the hurricane, our sump pumps couldn't keep up with the rain, so we had to get a gas pump working, which took about an hour to set up and get running without pipes popping out of place. I lost my shoes in the mud, so I had to run around barefoot until 3 AM. Then, and this was the only good part, my dad let me play video games until morning while I checked on the new sump pump we had to install in what had to be record time before the basement flooded. We got SOOOO lucky with that storm. So I'm not sure if you're an east coaster, but that shit was the worst we've EVER had it.

[Flyingamerboy]

WTF are you talkin bout?

[Dr. Derpy Hooves Ph.D]

WTF are you talkin bout?

I'm not sure, I'm afraid we have to use... MATH!

[Ian]

The main character of this book is Sue, who lives in London. She wants to go to Norway to work, so she has started going to a Norwegian class. Now she is in a café reading her Teach Yourself Norwegian. A boy stops at her table, looks at her book and says: ...

What?

[Epsilon]

Definitely.... *shiver*

 

 

 

Bro, I was trying to piss when that earthquake started. It shook EVERYTHING and I had to clean the entire bathroom. It was like friggin Daddy Day Care:

 

Then, for the hurricane, our sump pumps couldn't keep up with the rain, so we had to get a gas pump working, which took about an hour to set up and get running without pipes popping out of place. I lost my shoes in the mud, so I had to run around barefoot until 3 AM. Then, and this was the only good part, my dad let me play video games until morning while I checked on the new sump pump we had to install in what had to be record time before the basement flooded. We got SOOOO lucky with that storm. So I'm not sure if you're an east coaster, but that shit was the worst we've EVER had it.

 

Of course I'm an East Coaster; if you haven't seen my location, it's "Metro Atlanta, GA."

 

And you made me lol at the Daddy Day Care part... sorry if I'm making light of that situation.

[Scorpia]

WARNING: system out of random. to obtain more random please contact a system Administrator. just not Nagisa...or really anyone. this hasn't happened before...seriously we're freaking the hell out right now, a few of the mods has jumped fence, the Admins are killing off the remaining cows, and we're thinking of sacrificing high ranking user's to the domain.

 

Edit: okay disregard my last warning, Luis stepped on a cord, and Lord Sinister left the oven on, so it created a Random alert somehow...we don't know how it works, it's freaking random! so yea, by the way, if anyone sees where Alyxx went...she went to get help, so if you see her- ah never mind, She'll be fine. carry on Forum.

[Kyon]

I've got more swag than a virgins dick.

[Collective Foal]

Of course I'm an East Coaster; if you haven't seen my location, it's "Metro Atlanta, GA."

 

And you made me lol at the Daddy Day Care part... sorry if I'm making light of that situation.

 

Ah, didn't check that. Derp. Anyway, I found the entire event hilarious because I gave up when the basement started taking on water.

[Scorpia]

the titanic sank in 1912.

[Epsilon]

[Scorpia]

too soon?

[ProHypster]

Слишком поздно?