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[Scorpia]

that website's contact info:

 

Contact Info

 

Download More RAM Co.

Wind up, NV 12345

Email: -email deleted-

 

Phone: (123) 456-7890

Fax: (123) 456-7890

 

hmm, something about the contact info tells me i shouldn't think this is legitimate...

[Collective Foal]

[Scorpia]

so, since it's almost Halloween in america, i thought i'd post some scary stories (the one with the white background, story 4, isn't done, skip to the second image for story 4 )

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sweet dreams

[Blightmare]

I've read tons of Slenderman stories and slept comfortably. TAH!

[Jek Jek Roo]

I am

You are

He/she/it is

We are

You are

They are

[Blightmare]

"who are you?"

"I'm the tooth fairy. Oh yeah!"

[Dr. Derpy Hooves Ph.D]

I'm a PEGASUS!

[Blue]

3rd Person "He ran".

2nd Person Present "You're running".

2nd Person Post "You ran".

1st Person "I ran".

[Flyingamerboy]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Internet_phenomena

BEST. LIST. EVER.

[Blightmare]

Lanista babista freezing my keista.

[Collective Foal]

Gentlemen???

[The Scoutman]

???negeltneM

[Scorpia]

tell me a story spy!

[Blue]

Once upon a time there was an Engineer minding his sentry.

He was a kindly and eloquent gentleman if ever there was one on Blu team.

[Scorpia]

And what happened to him!?

[Axeldeath]

He was a kindly and eloquent gentleman if ever there was one

[J.C.]

so, since it's almost Halloween in america

 

Ehm.... As opposed to it being almost Halloween in Europe or something like that?

 

I've got a scary story for you....

 

A long time ago, so long the exact details are lost in the mist of time, a boy was born at the crack of dawn, on Halloween day.

 

The boy grew up, wise in the old ways of 8-bit games, only to find himself in a world corrupted by the pernicious influence of Call of Duty games.

 

And the boy was sad.

 

So he called on the powers that secretly control our world, and said: "let his madness be done with, let sanity return to the gaming community". And the powers agreed.

 

But you have to be careful on what you ask for, for it may come true. For the powers that be decided the only way to end the plague that was Call of Duty, was to destroy each and every machine on earth.

 

And so, 1337 mighty EMPs were detonated in the upper atmosphere, and all technology was gone. And the reign of man over the world became but a dream.

[Scorpia]

new signature quotes

[Jek Jek Roo]

We don't celebrate Halloween in Poland.

[ProHypster]

We tried to celebrate haloween in Ukraine once and apparently some grandpa thought the kids were some kind of weird robbers or prankers and came out with a shotgun instead of candy.