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[Scorpia]

*under breath: wait until you have to pee...

 

oh that arm, i don't know how that got there! or how i got chloroform.....

[Doctor Felix Whooves]

Yes Rarity you have won a fabulous robotic arm now you can do anything longer then anyone else so um have fun with it ... Oh I know I've forgotten sum-thing oh what is it ... Oh my God I can't believe I forgot DON'T I repeat DON'T fap with your robo arm you'll rip it off

[Scorpia]

Felix! hi..yea, just to let you know..um..haha, your poop is gonna be radioactive for a few, well, years...sorry buddy. talk about learning from your mistakes right? kinda happens when i don't know how to steal a liver properly...

[Blightmare]

Yes Rarity you have won a fabulous robotic arm now you can do anything longer then anyone else so um have fun with it ... Oh I know I've forgotten sum-thing oh what is it ... Oh my God I can't believe I forgot DON'T I repeat DON'T fap with your robo arm you'll rip it off

Well, as crude as such a thought shall be, I have no need to worry about that, seeing as I AM a lady.

[Doctor Felix Whooves]

Yes Rarity you have won a fabulous robotic arm now you can do anything longer then anyone else so um have fun with it ... Oh I know I've forgotten sum-thing oh what is it ... Oh my God I can't believe I forgot DON'T I repeat DON'T fap with your robo arm you'll rip it off

Well, as crude as such a thought shall be, I have no need to worry about that, seeing as I AM a lady.

Oh really, go check agen

[Doctor Felix Whooves]

Felix! hi..yea, just to let you know..um..haha, your poop is gonna be radioactive for a few, well, years...sorry buddy. talk about learning from your mistakes right? kinda happens when i don't know how to steal a liver properly...

 

Well that explains why my toilet glowes in the dark buti all reedy gave half my liver to my frend to save his life so um is there any left for me?

[Scorpia]

yep! it's been replaced by a bio-mechanical apparatus made almost entirely from mercury...i'm pretty sure mercury isn't toxic though, so you're safe! honest.

[Blightmare]

Yes Rarity you have won a fabulous robotic arm now you can do anything longer then anyone else so um have fun with it ... Oh I know I've forgotten sum-thing oh what is it ... Oh my God I can't believe I forgot DON'T I repeat DON'T fap with your robo arm you'll rip it off

Well, as crude as such a thought shall be, I have no need to worry about that, seeing as I AM a lady.

Oh really, go check agen

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[Scorpia]

yea, Felix. all i did to Rarity was make her urine shoot out in torrents at 100MPH...and the arm thing was to pay my rent for the month...you've made an amputee very happy Rarity.

[Doctor Felix Whooves]

yea, Felix. all i did to Rarity was make her urine shoot out in torrents at 100MPH...and the arm thing was to pay my rent for the month...you've made an amputee very happy Rarity.

 

Oh... That was the plan um well sorry Rarity but I do hope your happy with the sex change operashin and by the way it's permanent there is nothing you can do to go back but on the up side it's a new form of sex change operashin so you can be a Dad some day

[Blightmare]

I just checked and everything is a-okay down there. not sure who you slapped that onto...

[Scorpia]

wait really? damn interns...i have a 40,000 dollar Bladder surgery to explain to some random amputee...excuse me a minute..if i'm not back, kill my intern.

[Blightmare]

Also, BIlly, you may want to check "downstairs" he may have given you an extra by accident.

[Doctor Felix Whooves]

I just checked and everything is a-okay down there. not sure who you slapped that onto...

WHAT!! But who else has a robo arm and pees at 100mph oh $&@# I'm going to get suede big time @_@ and if I did give it to Bill would it really be that bad to have 2?

[Scorpia]

no guys, that was always there. i find it weird you knew about it! and Felix, Rarity does have that new arm...give me back my fucking pants Rarity!

[Doctor Felix Whooves]

no guys, that was always there. i find it weird you knew about it! and Felix, Rarity does have that new arm...give me back my fucking pants Rarity!

 

So what who did I give a new dick to?

[Blightmare]

*realizes the pair of pants in her hands*

 

the fuck?

[Scorpia]

my 2,000th post!

 

if i knew you were a sleepwalker i would've paralyzed you during the procedure. it ain't too late though, someone fetch me my sledgehammer!

[Blightmare]

nope.avi

 

*GTFO's*

[Doctor Felix Whooves]

my 2,000th post!

 

if i knew you were a sleepwalker i would've paralyzed you during the procedure. it ain't too late though, someone fetch me my sledgehammer!

Here you go sir and congratulations on reaching 2000