Random thread

[Kyon]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8CPlF-IEkXQ

[J.C.]

[Epsilon]

I have some hair in the middle of my eyebrows.

 

I am deeply offended by the above image.

 

[Kyon]

I have some hair in the middle of my eyebrows.

 

I am deeply offended by the above image.

 

 

Oh yeah, well... Everyday I'm Shuffling

 

[Brad]

I laughed so hard at that story. took me by surprise, you have no idea.

 

Well, I assume this thread is pretty much like the random one.

 

'Twas the night before 986996.M41, and all through the station

All there was clear, there was no abomination.

 

My helmet was set on the desk to my right,

On the chance that I was to need it that night.

 

The guardsmen were ensconced, asleep in their beds,

All the tanks too were safe, secure in the sheds.

 

Marines in the barracks, some manning the wall,

Assured me that the bastion never would fall.

 

When out in the yard there arose such discord

I grabbed up my bolter and unsheathed my sword.

 

Away to the window, I ran to take aim

As the marines around me all did the same.

 

My bionic eye turned the night into day

Allowed me to see, and to seek out my prey.

 

When what did my loyalist ocular show,

But an ancient conveyance, knee-deep in the snow.

 

The vehicle was pulled by horned quadrupeds

And a fiery red nimbus glowed from the sled.

 

The driver was mighty, his eyes full of scorn,

Dressed all in crimson like a servant of Khorne.

 

I gestured for other to shoot without pause,

For I was now certain this was Santa Claus.

 

"Fire Marines! Fire Guardsmen! Fire Ogryn and Ratlings!

Fire bolters! Fire lasguns! Fire mortars and gatlings!"

 

"You in the courtyard and you men on the walls

Now blast away! Blast away! Blast away all!"

 

But all through this maelstrom the evil one flew,

Past plasma and bolt shells and frag that we threw!

 

And then, to my horror, I heard on the roof

The vile cavorting of each decadent hoof.

 

Screaming my orders, I spun quickly around,

As down the chimney shaft it came with a bound.

 

I saw its eyes glow, its vast stomach gurgle,

Bloated and fat, like a deamon of Nurgle.

 

Blinded by anger, I attacked with a scream -

Charged into battle with my brave space marines.

 

As we thundered towards him, closing the rift,

He reached in his satchel and pulled out a gift.

 

Then it tossed the vile boxes - I fell in a stoop,

As they arced through the air at me and my troops.

The wrapped missiles fell short, and plopped at our feet,

Our morale was quite strong, we did not retreat.

But the marines paused - our charge was disrupted,

They picked up the gifts and were quickly corrupted.

 

For each box contained a chaotic present -

The marines (damn their souls), found them quite pleasant.

 

A bolter, a flamer, a new power fist,

The Claus gave to all, and he checked off a list.

 

It moved through the station and left in its wake,

The sound of bright laughter and the stench of fruitcake.

 

The others succumbed, but it failed in its goal,

For to me it gave only a small pile of coal.

The station was lost, I could only instruct

The bastion computer to set self-destruct.

 

I failed to kill him, for I saw as I fled,

The target escaping, quite safe in his sled.

 

I heard it cry out as the base burst into light,

"Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night!"

 

 

am I doin it right?

 

The Grinch is a space marine?

[Blightmare]

Cool Story Bro.

 

Edit: Holy hell in a nutshell, batman. from 7th to 4th top poster in 1 day.

[Psychotic Ninja]

qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm

[Blightmare]

I don't want to talk about it.

[Kyon]

My feelings for you have always been real, My feelings for you have always been real, My feelings for you have always been real, My feelings for you have always been real, My feelings for you have always been real, My feelings for you have always been real, My feelings for you have always been real, My feelings for you have always been real, My feelings for you have always been real, My feelings for you have always been real

 

Now for all this time tell me that you feel tell me that you feel tell me that you feel tell me that you tell me that you tell me that you

[alphabetagamma]

The answer, is no.

[Blightmare]

My ass has finally decided to eat, MY HAND! It hungers... for more...

[Psychotic Ninja]

The answer, is no.

Problem is, it's not a question.

[Jek Jek Roo]

I'm back! ;(

[Blightmare]

Answer is still no.

 

And velcome back.

[Jek Jek Roo]

AHOY THAR!!!

[Psychotic Ninja]

I didn't know you were gone, why were you gone?

[Flyingamerboy]

Sam serious stone

[Jek Jek Roo]

I went camping for weekend. BBQ, fishing and stuff. I finnaly get some time for writing at peace.

[BTGBullseye]

Peace sucks, war rules!!!

[Psychotic Ninja]

Pffffffft who needs peace with the outdoors when you have peace with gaming?