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[Jek Jek Roo]

Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice!

[Madman]

Smash the butter. Up JOHN LENNONS ASS. BICHESSSS. The exceptional Bob will warp your mind for Bravehearts diorama of mud. Pancacezzz. Dogs. Trumpet-imbued strength. POWER SLIDE. Annihilus is back and takes no prisoners. Harry Potter and BONGOBONGOBONG. Should you escape the buttseks Soviet Russia will award you. AUCHINDOUN. Boblets Slippy Willy warps the timespace. Darth Vader. I am general Fgs. Mxzptlk on ICE. Hello. RYXEGENTH.

[Srake]

Oh hello, I just got back from a Youtube link trip

[Blightmare]

I think they're dead.

We must bury the bodies.

*Grabs a shovel and starts digging.*

 

I DON'T WANNA! *grabs shovel* OKAY!!!!

[Alyxx Thorne]

Blightmare=GIR

[Brad]

I had to give him +rep for that.

Alright, *throws down shovel* that takes care of that.

*Looks down and sees a twitching hand sticking out of the grave.*

Ugh. *Starts hitting the hand with the shovel.*

[Alyxx Thorne]

OUCH! My hand!

[Brad]

Shhhhhh, it'll be over soon.

*Starts hitting harder while sad music plays in the background*

[Alyxx Thorne]

I'm still alive, you dick!

[Brad]

Oh, uh...

 

...*runs*.

[alphabetagamma]

Sorry to ruin your fun (not really ) but, are we ever going to get an uncensored version of this?

[Brad]

I'm worried about clicking on that link, should I be worried?

[Psychotic Ninja]

Rule here: If alphabetagamma posts a link, it has ponys, end of story.

[Alyxx Thorne]

I was surprised to see it didn't have ponies in it.

[Epsilon]

Rule here: If alphabetagamma posts a link, it has ponys, end of story.

Actually...

[Brad]

"Postpone group suicide."

That just reminded me how much I laughed at that.

 

Now for some filler:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-eH8ofcLaY4

[Jek Jek Roo]

I'm going to sleep. G'night! Xd

[Brad]

S.U. ARMY GUIDEBOOK

1. Try to avoid getting shot if you don't want to die.

2. Try to avoid dying if you don't want to get shot.

3. Throw the pin and keep the grenade. This will confuse the enemy.

4. Tell the grunts that they're grunts, and their only real purpose is to soak up bullets so that the more important ranks can get stuff done. I.E. blow up a microwave cassarole, play frisbee with a landmine, write articles on WikiLeaks.

5. If a grunt manages to get something done, tell him you're out of medals and instead give him a gold star sticker.

6. If you are out of ammo, pick up the spent bullet casings and try to fire those.

7. After securing an area, do the victory dance. Da da da da da oh wait...

8. Please refrain from griefing during platoon LAN parties.

9. *Revision* Effective immediately, all soldiers must wear football helmets and pillows to make up for low helmet and body armor production.

10. Shoot first, ask questions in the after-action report.

Edited June 26, 2011 by Guest (see edit history)

[BTGBullseye]

Isn't that a little harsh? I mean I haven't done anything wrong... Blightmare hasn't done anything wrong as far as I know. Unless Epsilon was the one driving the car, I don't think God would throw a car into a brony

 

You eventually learn to not take anything he says seriously. it saves you the butt hurt. ^_^

Not really, because then I switch to something serious and confuse you.

[Blightmare]

Isn't that a little harsh? I mean I haven't done anything wrong... Blightmare hasn't done anything wrong as far as I know. Unless Epsilon was the one driving the car, I don't think God would throw a car into a brony

 

You eventually learn to not take anything he says seriously. it saves you the butt hurt. ^_^

Not really, because then I switch to something serious and confuse you.

 

And that's what makes you so fun to put up with.