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[Alyxx Thorne]

Snort Cherry Coke.

[Jek Jek Roo]

PILLS HERE!!!

[BTGBullseye]

"PUKE HERE!"

 

[Alyxx Thorne]

Who wants chowder?!

[His Spogness]

I eat pain.

[BTGBullseye]

I speak Manese... The language understood instinctually by every MAN on the planet, and the one language that WOMAN can never hope to even begin to translate in any way... It's just too complex for their puny minds to grasp. I can tell another guy "nice haircut, a little short, but nice nevertheless" with a single word in Manese, using the same word I can also convey the message "hand me a 3/16 wrench please"...

Edited May 10, 2011 by Guest (see edit history)

[His Spogness]

The Man language consists of "make me a sandwich" solely. And women never seem to understand it, unfortunately.

[The Scoutman]

Now, to randomness or beyond

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h4QIhI2rieI

[Alyxx Thorne]

[imperial1scout]

Light a match!

[BTGBullseye]

Definition: Hack

Verb: Ride a horse for pleasure or exercise.

Noun: A board on which a hawk's meat is laid.

[Psychotic Ninja]

In * ter * es * ting (in'tri-sting) adj. 1. capable of holding one's attention. 2. arousing a feeling of interest. 3. oh God, oh God, we're all going to die.

[Blue]

Fail Safe

(fey-ol sae'ff)

n. A form of engineering redundancy to make a device or machine default to its safest and least volatile or dangerous state in the event of a failure.

[Rail signals are weighted, and motors must hold them up in order for them to read "All Clear". If the motors fault, the signals fall into the "Danger, Do Not Pass" signal.]

[Aircraft when landing on sea carriers, do so with full afterburners. If the arrestor wires fail to capture the aircraft, it can safely take off again to make another attempt.]

 

Fail

(fey-ol)

n., adj, v.

1. When an outcome is not of the nature that is desired, the opposite of success.

2. To be unsuccessful in attempting or working on something.

3. To do something stupid and be really funny to watch.

[being shot by a beanbag gun filled with jelly beans while not passing your Final Exam.]

[Jek Jek Roo]

*bam* - headshot!

[Alyxx Thorne]

The world would be a much more peaceful place if we all had asses for faces.

[imperial1scout]

The world would be a much more peaceful place if we all had asses for faces.

...No. I don't think it would.

[Jay Steinman]

"Fuck me! Wait, no NOT LITERALLY!!!! GAAAAAAAAAAADanielsyou'resofiredAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!"

[Psychotic Ninja]

This thread is brought to you by the letter 'h' http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UQVaQP3PFcc

[Alyxx Thorne]

h for hiv

[Doom Shepherd]

I wear a fez now. Fezzes are cool.