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  danielsangeo said:

"An escalator can never break: it can only become stairs."

 

Hong Kong says, "Hold my beer."

 

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I shouldn't be laughing but... I am. XD

[Psychotic Ninja]

  danielsangeo said:

"An escalator can never break: it can only become stairs."

 

Hong Kong says, "Hold my beer."

 

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And look at that, they became stairs at the end.

[danielsangeo]

Not immediately.

[longliveprose]

You know how Ross says that humans don't act like cartoon characters? I don't know, my jaw literally hung open for a while and I couldn't speak for a good minute at seeing this. It's more school stuff, so if you don't care there's your fair warning.

 

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[Psychotic Ninja]

It doesn't have to make sense as long as someone is getting hit with a banana.

[longliveprose]

I've just realised I'm pro-bullying.

[Psychotic Ninja]

  longliveprose said:

I've just realised I'm pro-bullying.

 

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Longliveprose, your mouth is talking. You might wanna look to that.

[longliveprose]

  Psychotic Ninja said:

  longliveprose said:

I've just realised I'm pro-bullying.

Longliveprose, your mouth is talking. You might wanna look to that.

Not enough for the kid to lose an iPod, just enough so that they don't come out with an ego so fragile that they continue the status quo of litigy at the slightest word of negative critique. Plus anti-bullying laws could theoretically be interpreted so nebulously that differing political stances can be considered threatening violence.

 

And to segue into another topic, I'm starting to see gay furry porn on minds.com. This is proof that we need the God Emperor.

[Psychotic Ninja]

What are you prattling on about?

[longliveprose]

Pup fucking Micah.

 

And on yet another topic, I'd like to one day be browsing a shoemaker's website and see in their list of colours "Gulf of Mexico Goose" as an option.

[rairii]

Prose, you're actually too young to really understand what you're talking about. It takes some mental gymnastics to justify bullying, among other things you've said before. You get your input out on these topics before you really even take time to consider what you're saying and you really just come off as an edgelord. Unironically referring to Trump as a "god emperor" really doesn't help your case at all. With all due respect, stop making us cringe.

[longliveprose]

  Username said:

Unironically

[rairii]

calling trump a god emperor in any capacity is retarded, it really doesn't matter if you're being ironic or not

[Blightmare]

Studying programming when:

 

"I'll just pop on down to the examples for some contex-"

 

 

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'Connect to the local, default instance of SQL Server.
Dim srv As Server
srv = New Server
'Reference the AdventureWorks2012 database.
Dim db As Database
db = srv.Databases("AdventureWorks2012")
'Store the current recovery model in a variable.
Dim recoverymod As Integer
recoverymod = db.DatabaseOptions.RecoveryModel
'Define a Backup object variable. 
Dim bk As New Backup
'Specify the type of backup, the description, the name, and the database to be backed up.
bk.Action = BackupActionType.Database
bk.BackupSetDescription = "Full backup of AdventureWorks2012"
bk.BackupSetName = "AdventureWorks2012 Backup"
bk.Database = "AdventureWorks2012"
'Declare a BackupDeviceItem by supplying the backup device file name in the constructor, and the type of device is a file.
Dim bdi As BackupDeviceItem
bdi = New BackupDeviceItem("Test_Full_Backup1", DeviceType.File)
'Add the device to the Backup object.
bk.Devices.Add(bdi)
'Set the Incremental property to False to specify that this is a full database backup.
bk.Incremental = False
'Set the expiration date.
Dim backupdate As New Date
backupdate = New Date(2006, 10, 5)
bk.ExpirationDate = backupdate
'Specify that the log must be truncated after the backup is complete.
bk.LogTruncation = BackupTruncateLogType.Truncate
'Run SqlBackup to perform the full database backup on the instance of SQL Server.
bk.SqlBackup(srv)
'Inform the user that the backup has been completed.
Console.WriteLine("Full Backup complete.")
'Remove the backup device from the Backup object.
bk.Devices.Remove(bdi)
'Make a change to the database: in this case, add a table called test_table.
Dim t As Table
t = New Table(db, "test_table")
Dim c As Column
c = New Column(t, "col", DataType.Int)
t.Columns.Add(c)
t.Create()
'Create another file device for the differential backup and add the Backup object.
Dim bdid As BackupDeviceItem
bdid = New BackupDeviceItem("Test_Differential_Backup1", DeviceType.File)
'Add the device to the Backup object.
bk.Devices.Add(bdid)
'Set the Incremental property to True for a differential backup.
bk.Incremental = True
'Run SqlBackup to perform the incremental database backup on the instance of SQL Server.
bk.SqlBackup(srv)
'Inform the user that the differential backup is complete.
Console.WriteLine("Differential Backup complete.")
'Remove the device from the Backup object.
bk.Devices.Remove(bdid)
'Delete the AdventureWorks2012 database before restoring it.
srv.Databases("AdventureWorks2012").Drop()
'Define a Restore object variable.
Dim rs As Restore
rs = New Restore
'Set the NoRecovery property to true, so the transactions are not recovered.
rs.NoRecovery = True
'Add the device that contains the full database backup to the Restore object.
rs.Devices.Add(bdi)
'Specify the database name.
rs.Database = "AdventureWorks2012"
'Restore the full database backup with no recovery.
rs.SqlRestore(srv)
'Inform the user that the Full Database Restore is complete.
Console.WriteLine("Full Database Restore complete.")
'Remove the device from the Restore object.
rs.Devices.Remove(bdi)
'Set te NoRecovery property to False.
rs.NoRecovery = False
'Add the device that contains the differential backup to the Restore object.
rs.Devices.Add(bdid)
'Restore the differential database backup with recovery.
rs.SqlRestore(srv)
'Inform the user that the differential database restore is complete.
Console.WriteLine("Differential Database Restore complete.")
'Remove the device.
rs.Devices.Remove(bdid)
'Set the database recovery mode back to its original value.
srv.Databases("AdventureWorks2012").DatabaseOptions.RecoveryModel = recoverymod
'Drop the table that was added.
srv.Databases("AdventureWorks2012").Tables("test_table").Drop()
srv.Databases("AdventureWorks2012").Alter()
'Remove the backup files from the hard disk.
My.Computer.FileSystem.DeleteFile("C:\Program Files\Microsoft SQL Server\MSSQL.1\MSSQL\Backup\Test_Full_Backup1")
My.Computer.FileSystem.DeleteFile("C:\Program Files\Microsoft SQL Server\MSSQL.1\MSSQL\Backup\Test_Differential_Backup1")

 

"Hahaha nevermind it's not important."

 

 

Edit: What is it with korean manga that thinks all you have to do to make a person elderly is stick a mustache on someone who would otherwise look in their early 20's? I've seen that from like 3 different authors.

[Psychotic Ninja]

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Alright, who brought out the Jump To Conclusions mat?! Cause everyone's saying TFS wiped, and no one has actual evidence. Just 'Scrunchh is a level higher and he ate his berry'.

 

Whelp, turns out I, and others, were wrong.

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[longliveprose]

 

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This photo will have been taken 100 years ago within most of your lives.

For reference, this is what 100 years ago currently means:

[rairii]

Aw, I was starting to enjoy the quiet

Looks like the fun's over guys

[Psychotic Ninja]

[Blightmare]

I finally had a truly lucid dream last night. Too bad I spent most of it marveling at how if I focused hard enough I could still move my body and maintain the dream at the same time. It didn't last long since I ended up waking myself up but it was still fun to see what would happen if I went "off script".

[Psychotic Ninja]

Usually my lucid dreaming is me going "No no no, that's not the way it happened. Shall I start again?" and then changing the thing I didn't like.