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Wow the world is just swimming.

 

Throb. Throb. Throb. My head is being funny again.

 

My eyelids refuse to cooperate. better remove them.

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Here's how you get rid of those: First, retrieve scalpel from a hospital's waste site. Second, find magic marker and draw out your cutting line in an arc on top of eyelid. Three, find a fifth of straight vodka(to numb pain). Four, chug that shit! Five, sit on vibrating chair. Six, begin cutting your line taking great care to ignore depth and precision. Seven, allow family dog to clean-up bloody residue(their tongues are clean, you know!) . Eight, visit local center for blind people...for...no particular reason. Good luck!

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While Kyou's explanation is comprehensive and well-written, he neglected to mention the part where you sacrifice 22 watermelons to King Bananaboo after sending 42 sheep to the sun with a precision teleporter.

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While Kyou's explanation is comprehensive and well-written, he neglected to mention the part where you sacrifice 22 watermelons to King Bananaboo after sending 42 sheep to the sun with a precision teleporter.

No, you got it wrong. You feed the sheep to Kyou and you give ME the watermelons. I also get the precision teleporter.

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