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If the main course contains trumpets and freeform jazz, you can qualify my attendance to the party in Baton Rouge.

Life is just a time trial; it's all about how many happy points you can earn in a set period of time

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The following is a list of members if you pronounce their name like a tiny little kid in a cute manner:

 

Awyxx

Axol Deff

Binkie Bie

Kirwking

Obsedlian

This is a nice metric server. No imperial dimensions, please.

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The only thing better than that is Jon St. John's reading of 50 shades of gray.

 

5oUa-3W0BFI

 

Why is this not an audiobook?

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I appear to have burst into flames.

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I had that feeling this morning. I had just gotten up and my stomach started hurting (The kind that means you're running to the bathroom in about 10 minutes). I thought to myself, word for word, "Oh fuck no, I'm calling bullshit on you, colon! I've been asleep for like ten hours, there's no way it has anything to do with that burger I ate before bed, so fuck off!".

 

It didn't work.

"I aim for the stars, but sometimes I hit London." - Wernher von Braun

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well whatever I happened to eat before sleeping last night gave me a right nasty case of food poisoning. There's all sorts of rocket science going on in my stomach right now.

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If my stomach doesn't stop hurting right now I'm gonna punch it in the face.

If your stomach has a face, you need to see the doctor, man.

 

 

If your doctor has a man, you need to see the stomach, face.

Maximum fuck about to be given in 3... 2... 1...

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I appear to have burst into flames.

 

If only everyone could stay this suave while their hydrocarbons were being oxidized...

Life is just a time trial; it's all about how many happy points you can earn in a set period of time

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