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[Alyxx Thorne]

I want snow so bad.

As a Wisconsinite this makes me confused, proud, afraid, and gloaty.

That's quite a mix of emotions.

[Mr. ShinyObject]

Think about snow man: it's pretty much a building material/weapon/garden decoration/crystaline water structure/thing that has to be shoveled off the sidewalk that falls from the sky, and I love it. And living here, it continues to do it for about half the year, and though I never get sick of it, but I do get sick from it, and it does this over and over again. And I don't move away, and in fact am going to school even farther North.

 

I have an abusive relationship with snow. Of course there's a lot of mixed emotions.

[Alyxx Thorne]

Being from Norway, I can relate.

[Mr. ShinyObject]

Being from Norway, I can relate.

Oh god I forgot I'm so sorry.

 

[Alyxx Thorne]

It's fine

[Madman]

-And now, let's spice things up with a little *demon voice* BLOOD FOR TEH BLOOD GOD LOLOLOL!!1!1

 

-But Henry, you got fired from the show after you ripped your genitals with your bare hands in front of a live audience!

 

-T'was a flesh wound. Now I'm back for some more ass woopin.

 

-Someone get that ass of the stage!

 

-Foolish fools! I can only be harmed by fire! *poof*

 

Next time on Dickie and the All-Bran! Will John Assfertson vanquish the evil lord Zurg? Will Mia finally be the pornstar she so desires? Tune in next time on ass.

[Martin]

Cracklin' Oat Bran is part of a balanced as fuck breakfast.

[Doctor Felix Whooves]

Quantum butt fuck

[Scorpia]

Holy shit, i actually woke up before 10AM!

[Humin]

I have an unbearable craving for anal right now.

[Different]

Omegle? Omegle!

 

No Omegle :<

Edited October 14, 2012 by Guest (see edit history)

[Collective Foal]

Omegle? Omegle!

 

 

[Alyxx Thorne]

Try to tone down the sexual stuff okay? It's getting a little disgusting and frankly NSFW in here.

[Scorpia]

Way to steal the thing i was about to say, Alyxx. Fuckin' mod ninja'd...

[Alyxx Thorne]

You should've called first, Ninja master.

 

[Scorpia]

Don't you beard at me! i mean talk back....i mean phone!

[Alyxx Thorne]

[Scorpia]

Now you're sai-ing...goddamn you and your awesome persuasiveness...

[Jek Jek Roo]

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[Mr. ShinyObject]

PkOcm_XaWrw

 

Go home kermit you're drunk.