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[Blightmare]

This forum's a guy? Shit...

 

Well, aside, I support the Rarity 2012 movement for overall overlord of the overseeing overwatch, especially after that amazing and brilliantly-executed victory over the heinous Jason Vorhees Ludwick. I mean, calling him a homosexual may have been the most mature and polite means of intelligent political debate I have ever seen. Well done, sire. You have my vote!

 

 

Guess who's the other motherfucker, Zach...

 

Yeah. Yeah I thought so.

[Epsilon]

uE5xZKszXMQ

 

Perhaps I'm just childish, but my sides hurt after watching this.

[Collective Foal]

uE5xZKszXMQ

 

Perhaps I'm just childish, but my sides hurt after watching this.

 

Oh god, I love this! I'm not sure what it was, but when he said "I quit," it set me off.

[Alyxx Thorne]

My email spam filter can be a source of great epic fail sometimes. Especially phishing emails that fail hard.

 

Lately I've gotten a ton of emails from "Blizzard" about a "Diablo III account notice", when I neither own a copy of Diablo 3 nor have registered said email adress at Blizzard.

[Mr. ShinyObject]

2b1vXkgE-bs

 

Bless those of you who get the reference.

[Doctor Felix Whooves]

What is this I don't even

[Mr. ShinyObject]

DASHING THROUGH THE SNOW

 

GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY

 

YOU’RE SO FUCKING SLOW

 

AND FAT, WHAT DO YOU WEIGH

 

HA-HA-HA

 

YOU CAN’T FUCKING SING

 

I’LL START A FUCKING FIGHT

 

GET OUT MY WAY YOU FUCKING HO

 

I’M DRIVING HERE TONIGHT

 

JINGLE BELLS, GO TO HELL

 

GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY

 

OH WHAT FUN IT IS TO RIDE

 

OVER BODIES EVERY DAY (HEY)

 

JINGLE BELLS, GO TO HELL

 

BITCH WHAT DID I SAY

 

RUN THAT ASS CUZ YOU CAN’T HIDE

 

FROM MY MOTHERFUCKING SLEIGH

 

HEY

[Scorpia]

Hahaha Brilliant.

[Alyxx Thorne]

DASHING THROUGH THE SNOW

 

GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY

 

YOU’RE SO FUCKING SLOW

 

AND FAT, WHAT DO YOU WEIGH

 

HA-HA-HA

 

YOU CAN’T FUCKING SING

 

I’LL START A FUCKING FIGHT

 

GET OUT MY WAY YOU FUCKING HO

 

I’M DRIVING HERE TONIGHT

 

JINGLE BELLS, GO TO HELL

 

GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY

 

OH WHAT FUN IT IS TO RIDE

 

OVER BODIES EVERY DAY (HEY)

 

JINGLE BELLS, GO TO HELL

 

BITCH WHAT DID I SAY

 

RUN THAT ASS CUZ YOU CAN’T HIDE

 

FROM MY MOTHERFUCKING SLEIGH

 

HEY

I'm gonna stick my head out the window while cruising downtown and sing this like a goddamn Katy Perry while getting my face full of hail in the middle of December this year.

[Scorpia]

Try obtaining a choir in a pickup truck behind you, and a police's/ice cream truck's broadcasting system...and email the video to me.

[Alyxx Thorne]

Deal. I'll flash my breasts for you. Or maybe just one of them.

 

Okay, I'll give you a wink and blow you a kiss. how's that?

[Blightmare]

DASHING THROUGH THE SNOW

 

GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY

 

YOU’RE SO FUCKING SLOW

 

AND FAT, WHAT DO YOU WEIGH

 

HA-HA-HA

 

YOU CAN’T FUCKING SING

 

I’LL START A FUCKING FIGHT

 

GET OUT MY WAY YOU FUCKING HO

 

I’M DRIVING HERE TONIGHT

 

JINGLE BELLS, GO TO HELL

 

GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY

 

OH WHAT FUN IT IS TO RIDE

 

OVER BODIES EVERY DAY (HEY)

 

JINGLE BELLS, GO TO HELL

 

BITCH WHAT DID I SAY

 

RUN THAT ASS CUZ YOU CAN’T HIDE

 

FROM MY MOTHERFUCKING SLEIGH

 

HEY

 

Dashing through the snow

on a pair of broken ski's

going over hills

crashing into trees

I'm not sure what went wrong, I know I should be dead

I woke up in the hospital with staples in my head!

[Alyxx Thorne]

Story of my childhood.

[Doctor Felix Whooves]

Chip monks rousting on an open fire

Jack Frost citing of you nose

[The Scoutman]

What did we learn?

[Doctor Felix Whooves]

That taking Cythulu to prom is a bad idea?

[Madman]

[Blightmare]

You called?

[Madman]

I did! I did!

[Blightmare]