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[Mr. ShinyObject]

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[Blightmare]

True talent is not achieved until one can pointlessly multitask with everything they're best at.

[Jek Jek Roo]

I think Alyxx is a girl in real live that pretends to be a dude on the net who is pretending being a girl. No wait. What?

[Alyxx Thorne]

I think Alyxx is a girl in real live that pretends to be a dude on the net who is pretending being a girl. No wait. What?

Mission accomplished.

[Epsilon]

I think Alyxx is a girl in real live that pretends to be a dude on the net who is pretending being a girl. No wait. What?

 

Close, but Alyxx is actually a robot pretending to be a woman pretending to be a woman pretending to be a man pretending to be a woman.

[Scorpia]

That's interesting and all, but I've been secretly an English man in real life, posing as an American woman pretending to be an American man.

[Doctor Felix Whooves]

Well I'm actually cuthulu pretending to be a time traveling perv pony who is pretending to be an American man pretending to be cuthulu pretending to be a time traveling perv pony

[Mr. ShinyObject]

 

Somehow that just totally sums up everything ever.

[Scorpia]

*cries* I've been having an affair! With this jar of peanut butter! But it's okay, because i can glow in the dark now, so all our troubles are over.

[Doctor Felix Whooves]

It ok hun, because I've been sleeping with the toothpaste

[Scorpia]

(Didanyonegetthederrickcomedyreference?)

 

THE TOOTHPASTE!?!? that WHORE!? well, i'll tell you what, i'm bringing a garden hose to their house and breaking those motherfuckers down! We'll see their minty whitening action when they're whitening their carpets!

[Doctor Felix Whooves]

I did the carpets and the garden hose to

[Alyxx Thorne]

Doesn't matter what gender I am. I'm sexy either way.

 

I guess I just prefer being the gender with tits.

[Mr. ShinyObject]

But do you know it?

[Alyxx Thorne]

Of course.

[Doctor Felix Whooves]

Hay tits are tits there all good

[Alyxx Thorne]

Hay tits are tits there all good

True.

[Doctor Felix Whooves]

But seeing as how I know a LOT about them I can tell if someone realy is a girl online with just 2 questions

1: what is your cup size?

2: do your boobs float?

And from there answer I can get all the info I need.

But I already know your a man but because you like to be called a girl I will continue to do so

[Scorpia]

...

 

Answer 1. cup size: A

Answer 2. invalid because too small to float.

 

Yea, logic'd. I'm fairly certain any man could pass for a girl online if they have a sister.

[Doctor Felix Whooves]

It not the answer that counts but how you answer it