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[Blightmare]

[Alyxx Thorne]

THIS THREAD IS NOT RANDOM ENOUGH!

 

MAKE IT RANDOMER OR I'LL LOCK IT!

 

I HAVE THE POWERRRRRRRRRR!!!

 

 

Ahemm. Going to bed. But seriously. DERAIL THIS THREAD NAOW!

[Doctor Felix Whooves]

*takes off pants* is that random enuff?

[mehdawg654]

Since I was the last person to post in the "Freeman's Mind 2 Reactions" thread, and since double posting causes everyone to ignore what you facking said, I figured I'd post this here.

 

Alyx: "Gordon! I had a feeling I'd find you here."

Freeman: "Right, among the zombies, turrets, and massive bloodstains. Hey, what made that door explode?"

[Blightmare]

X GON GIVE IT TO YAH WHAT?

[Average Internet Guy]

With apologies to programmers and Batman fans:

 

 

 

[Doctor Felix Whooves]

Your mouth tells me no, but your boobs tell me to not give a shit about what the mouth says

[Jek Jek Roo]

[Doctor Felix Whooves]

 

Let the fun begin

[Blightmare]

404 fun not found

[Doctor Felix Whooves]

Well Rarity the fun is right between you legs, just reach down and have a good time

[Alyxx Thorne]

Well Rarity the fun is right between you legs, just reach down and have a good time

In my case the fun would be right below my nose.

[Doctor Felix Whooves]

... Go on

[Scorpia]

Dude, don't encourage her. She'll go into detail...at great length...regardless of whether anyone wants her to or not.

[Doctor Felix Whooves]

And that's bad how?

[Scorpia]

Because it'd be in bad taste to compromise her professionalism...or something.

[Doctor Felix Whooves]

You do remember that your talking to a time traveling pervert who has a thing for cartoon ponys... I don't think professionalism is the problem

[Scorpia]

Damn. Well, good point. Carry on.

 

Speaking of carrying on, is it cool if I kidnap everyone you love, and put them in an Harlequin Romance edition of "My Deceased Butler"? It's a play I'm legally not allowed to do due to the involvement of the elderly. I'm known for abusing senior citizens, long story. Anyway, I'm into realism, and alot of people die in this thing. Also, I can't afford blanks...So, live ammo will have to be used. Is that cool? Can i get your support on this?

[mehdawg654]

The story of Gordon Freeman

 

[Jek Jek Roo]