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[Jek Jek Roo]

I'm putting Red Bull in my coffee maker instead of water....wish me luck.

 

Stop!

You will create philosopher's stone, ya crazed scientist!

[Axeldeath]

WBWxX3713gc

 

Just watch it.

[Alyxx Thorne]

WBWxX3713gc

 

Just watch it.

I'm a child again! ^^

[BTGBullseye]

Have you ever presented someone with an extremely simple + fast + easy solution to a problem, and they go and overcomplicate it to where it's almost unrecognizable? (besides the US government)

[Arby]

I'm using a chat bot bot to mess around in omegle. Stranger says something in swedish. Bot continues whole dialogue in swedish. I don't speak swedish.

[The Scoutman]

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[Scorpia]

I'm putting Red Bull in my coffee maker instead of water....wish me luck.

 

Stop!

You will create philosopher's stone, ya crazed scientist!

 

fell asleep at 7 am, there was a period that i'm pretty sure i could see noise, and blinking wasn't exactly possible for longer than half a millisecond...It was awesome.

[Arby]

Try that again with that much 5 hour energy, would probably kill you

[BTGBullseye]

I've downed 3 six-packs of 5-hour energy... Didn't even wake me up. Did nothing.

[Chuckthe2nd]

Have you ever presented someone with an extremely simple + fast + easy solution to a problem, and they go and overcomplicate it to where it's almost unrecognizable? (besides the US government)

Only all the time.

[Scorpia]

@Rusty: Do you have any idea why that is? or is it just the way your body recycles energy?

[Dr. Derpy Hooves Ph.D]

Accursed Farms FFA 9 months ago: Small community, 1 or 2 active mods, discussion about random stuff.

 

Accursed Farms FFA now: Large community, almost everyone's a pony, 2 or 3 active mods + 1 active admin, mods, admins, and 1 user have anime names, discussion consists of ponies or whatever goes on in the general chat thread, which may also be ponies.

[Chuckthe2nd]

Yeah, it's just that much more awesome.

[Average Internet Guy]

once upon a midnight dreary, while i pron surfed, weak and weary, over many a strange and spurious site of ' hot xxx galore'. While i clicked my fav'rite bookmark, suddenly there came a warning, and my heart was filled with mourning, mourning for my dear amour, " 'Tis not possible!", i muttered, " give me back my free hardcore!"..... quoth the server, 404.

[Scorpia]

*tear in eye*

 

that was fuckin' beautiful, man!

[Brad]

Cat got your REVOLVER!?

[Kirkreng]

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[Razor235]

What do you get when you mix Peeta and Katniss?

[BTGBullseye]

@Rusty: Do you have any idea why that is? or is it just the way your body recycles energy?

No clue... Cherry Coke mellows me, Mello Yello wakes me up, and 5-hour energy does nothing.

[Scorpia]

@BTG: Fair enough, 5 hour energy doesn't really do anything to me also. i think it's a rip-off because of that...

 

i found this pretty funny.

Btw, don't read this if you don't like dirty jokes...

 

 

>Be Me

>Running with my girl

>She's so hot

>We stop running

>She looks at me

>Licks her lips

>It's go time

>She clutches my body

>She smiles at me

>I'm naked at this point

>She wraps her lips around my tip

>She starts sucking

>feelsgoodman.jpg

>I start shooting into her mouth

>She swallows it all.

>She squeezes me again

>I shoot on her face and hair until I can't anymore

>She's so naughty

>We're in public.

>Nobody minds

> "Delicious" she says.

>She goes over to a water fountain

>Fills me up

>Can't wait until she stops again

>I'm a sports bottle.