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[Alyxx Thorne]

Yeap. I don't go out much. On sunny days I prefer staying inside.

[Collective Foal]

As we discussed on Steam, you could work on your tan while you sleep once June rolls around. Just wear a little sunscreen. Don't wanna get sun poisoning...

[Srake]

Yikes...

I'm gonna assume that's cancerous. If not it will be eventually.

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[Alyxx Thorne]

Looks more like zombie poisoning to me.

[Collective Foal]

Pop that blister... I dare you

[Alyxx Thorne]

So wrong yet so tempting. It's like a sheet of bubblewrap... Gooey, oozing, puss-splattering bubblewrap...

[Collective Foal]

That makes a LOT of noise when you pop it...

[Alyxx Thorne]

And I'd probably have to keep a disinfectant ready.

[Collective Foal]

Yeah... I never get infections. It's weird. Other than pimples, which are technically infections, but not serious. I've walked around in bare feet with cuts and scrapes all over them. I am morally opposed to bandages. I am very tolerant to pain. But I never get infectious wounds...

[Alyxx Thorne]

Probably have a strong immune defense then.

[Chuckthe2nd]

Rarely do you see a blister that requires a bucket when you pop it.

[Doctor Felix Whooves]

What was bean seen can not be unseen

[Alyxx Thorne]

Kinda makes me wanna be a doctor just so I could see sick shit like that.

[Doctor Felix Whooves]

Why would you want to see stuff like that?

[Alyxx Thorne]

Because it's gross. Why else?

[Doctor Felix Whooves]

And I thought I was odd

[Alyxx Thorne]

Aren't we all?

[Scorpia]

i'm 20, that's not odd!

[Collective Foal]

I am extremely odd. I'm like a flip-flop: Calm and collected one moment. I'll listen to whatever gripes and problems you have to offer and help you struggle through them. I'll be there for you, like any good friend should, to assure you that you are special and one-of-a-kind, a fantastic person who nobody can replace. I'll pick you up when you fall, cheer you up when you feel sad, and be right by your side to help you fight your demons back into their dark, demented lairs.

 

The next moment, I show every symptom of being a Crack addict.

[BTGBullseye]

I'll crack your addict!