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[Chuckthe2nd]

Ok so a friend of mine had a wet dream about ponys...should I kill him?

Yes.

[Average Internet Guy]

Did you know that half of all public schools in the US fall below the median for academic achievement?

[Pinkie Pie]

Ok so a friend of mine had a wet dream about ponys...should I kill him?

No, just make him feel very uncomfortable and give him 'you know what you did' looks.

[Dr. Derpy Hooves Ph.D]

Ok so a friend of mine had a wet dream about ponys...should I kill him?

No, just make him feel very uncomfortable and give him 'you know what you did' looks.

No, just tell him that sex with horses is wrong.

[Alyxx Thorne]

Ok so a friend of mine had a wet dream about ponys...should I kill him?

Get him a girlfriend. I'd offer myself but I'm taken, sadly.

[Doctor Felix Whooves]

Ok so I talked to her and it's worse than I thought, I tried telling her that not only is it wrong but fucking creepy, but she has decided to embrace it. I can only shudder at what she is looking up online right now. So how should I kill her?

[Chuckthe2nd]

It's a GIRL? Oh wow...um...I would suggest the orbital friendship cannon.

[Pinkie Pie]

Ok so I talked to her and it's worse than I thought, I tried telling her that not only is it wrong but fucking creepy, but she has decided to embrace it. I can only shudder at what she is looking up online right now. So how should I kill her?

I want to learn more of this phenomenon you refer to as 'she' and 'her'.

[Jek Jek Roo]

Discobombulate... Interesting

[Mr Green]

[Mr. ShinyObject]

I'm reading a story and just came across a character named Mr. Shiny.

 

Who's a slave driver.

 

Suffice it to say it rattled me a little.

[Razor235]

 

 

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

[Blightmare]

Nibblenuggets

[Martin]

Ich will Deutsch zu sprechen lernen.

Fixed because "wollen" is a modal verb which changes the conjugation in the singular first person. Also "zu sprechen" is in the infinitive form which puts it in the back of the sentence. I also added "lernen" because it adds a bit more sense.

 

I'll shut up now.

[Koach]

Consider this post a small "Hello" from myself. It's been a while, lads, how're ye all doing, eh?

[Chuckthe2nd]

You're BACK! We seem to be doing well. How about you?

[Blightmare]

Ok so I talked to her and it's worse than I thought, I tried telling her that not only is it wrong but fucking creepy, but she has decided to embrace it. I can only shudder at what she is looking up online right now. So how should I kill her?

Love and tolerate, right?

 

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...right?

[Collective Foal]

Yeah, don't tell her it's creepy and wrong! One's sexual tendencies are their own private concerns. While it's not quite cool for her to tell you about it (TMI tho), you shouldn't interfere on her own personal positions. Live and let live or, as Blighty said, Love and Tolerate.

[Doctor Felix Whooves]

Ok so I talked to her and it's worse than I thought, I tried telling her that not only is it wrong but fucking creepy, but she has decided to embrace it. I can only shudder at what she is looking up online right now. So how should I kill her?

First let me explain the he she thing, I normally talk about my male friends but when I talk about a she I often forget the s. Also and this is far more important, she just finished telling me in grate detail how she lost her virginity to a vibrater whale looking up clop pics involving big mac, AJ, and the CMC. And as proof of her sick deed she also showed me a pic of her self in the proses of doing all this. Oh God some one pleas kill me.

[BTGBullseye]

Tell her to share it with me instead... I can take it.