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[BTGBullseye]

Cat bread isn't quite as tasty as furblog, but it's more banana friendly.

[Mes gots its]

Cool story, bro.

 

Needs more dragons.

[Arby]

[The Scoutman]

I command the person who posts below me to create a "Cry of Fear" thread on the gaming section

[Alyxx Thorne]

I haven't even played Cry of Fear!

[BTGBullseye]

Who said to fry the queers? I have a flamethrower handy...

[Alyxx Thorne]

Who said to fry the queers? I have a flamethrower handy...

No, I didn't say that. I said buy some beer!

[BTGBullseye]

BEER IS GOOD! BEER IS GOOD! BEER IS GOOD! AND STUFF!

[The Scoutman]

I hate stuff. And beer...beer never changes.

[Blightmare]

I luv aclohal!

[The Scoutman]

H5bTapci2XI

[falseReplica]

Did somebody say aclohal?

[BTGBullseye]

PSP is NOT PC.

[Scorpia]

Why do I think Rusty is throwing down the gauntlet with his title?

[Blightmare]

i'm an outsider for you

shield your eyes

i'll make it lighter for you

tonight

[BTGBullseye]

I SHALL REGAIN THAT WHICH WAS MINE! THE SHIT SPOT!!!

[Scorpia]

If you do then it would seem you have done all you could to earn it.

[Razor235]

I'm confused!

[Blightmare]

I wear a hoodie to hide my amazing rack.

[Axeldeath]

http://kotaku.com/5893236/christian-allen-wants-your-money-to-make-a-great-old+school-shooter-that-publishers-dont-think-you-want?tag=kickstarter

 

And what happened when he pitched his tactical shooter to publishers? Mind you, he was one of the top designers on Ghost Recon Advanced Warfighter and Halo Reach.

 

The pitch hasn't gone so well. "It's like pitching a flight sim," Allen says. And the publishers rattle off the excuses: "'It's a super-vocal audience.' 'They don't buy a lot of games.' 'They buy one game a year.' 'Console gamers are too impatient; they won't play this kind of game.' Console gamers literally are too dumb to play this kind of game.'

Console gamers literally are too dumb to play this kind of game

 

Console gamers literally are too dumb to play this kind of game

 

Console gamers literally are too dumb to play this kind of game

 

A publisher said that. Everything I hypothesized about modern gaming is all true, you may bow to me now.

 

Really?

 

Really, Allen said. "I won't say which publisher, but, yes, literally, 'console gamers are not as smart as PC gamers.' The logic is that, well PC gamers can install drivers and video cards. Console gamers are just 15-year-olds who sit in front of their couch and press a button.

 

Are you happy now that you know what EA sees you as yet?