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[Pinkie Pie]

so i met this chick and we began having sex i took a bite out of her abdomen and she said it hurt so i said harden up and set her on fire

[Doctor Felix Whooves]

That sounds like some kinky shit right there

[Chuckthe2nd]

so i met this chick and we began having sex i took a bite out of her abdomen and she said it hurt so i said harden up and set her on fire

[Scorpia]

Why're you confused, Chuck? i mean that sounds like a perfectly normal virginity losing story, and he probably should have used commas and such, but besides that it sounds similar to my story.

 

Edit: way to delete your last post and make me look like a dumbass, Pinkie. XD

[Chuckthe2nd]

I was sort of kidding. Plus I saw that RD pic and simply HAD to use it somewhere.

[Bravetriforcer]

so i met this chick and we began having sex i took a bite out of her abdomen and she said it hurt so i said harden up and set her on fire

 

Should've cauterized the part where your genitals met. That show's dedication.

[Mr. ShinyObject]

t(-.-t)

 

My emoticon is flipping you guys off.

 

You must have really pissed him off.

[Jek Jek Roo]

::: Santa Monica theme :::

 

shiiiit, I love it so damn bloody much!

[Madman]

Hear ye hear ye!

I, Madman, hearby declare that i will chop my wang off, in the name of FREEDOM and JUSTICE and rule this land with great HONOR. All those who dare question my rule will be slaped across the face by my deteriorating PINGAS.

[Jek Jek Roo]

Look what have I found!

 

 

this made my day

[Chuckthe2nd]

Quark idle animations from Black Mesa Source?

[Martin]

So... Today I learned that having sexual intercourse with an animal is legal in Denmark as long as you don't hurt the animal.

[Chuckthe2nd]

I think it's legal in Montana as well...

[Pinkie Pie]

So... Today I learned that having sexual intercourse with an animal is legal in Denmark as long as you don't hurt the animal.

[Chuckthe2nd]

OH GOD KILL IT KILL IT.

 

And you used my comment about your avatar as your title, Pinkie. I feel special now.

[The Scoutman]

I remember the time where having intercourse with an animal was a hipster thing, now the bronies have made it mainstream.

[Arby]

Trying to determine how scale-itch got onto Normandy. Sexually-transmitted disease. Only carried by varren. Implications unpleasant.

[Pinkie Pie]

I remember the time where having intercourse with an animal was a hipster thing, now the bronies have made it mainstream.

No.

[Dr. Derpy Hooves Ph.D]

I remember the time where having intercourse with an animal was a hipster thing, now the bronies have made it mainstream.

No.

[Chuckthe2nd]

I remember the time where having intercourse with an animal was a hipster thing, now the bronies have made it mainstream.

No.

 

Triple'd.