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Why're you confused, Chuck? i mean that sounds like a perfectly normal virginity losing story, and he probably should have used commas and such, but besides that it sounds similar to my story.

 

Edit: way to delete your last post and make me look like a dumbass, Pinkie. XD

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so i met this chick and we began having sex i took a bite out of her abdomen and she said it hurt so i said harden up and set her on fire

 

Should've cauterized the part where your genitals met. That show's dedication.

I love you, yet can't stand to know you exist.

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::: Santa Monica theme :::

 

shiiiit, I love it so damn bloody much!

"Even if something sounds logical, it doesn't mean it have to be true"

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Hear ye hear ye!

I, Madman, hearby declare that i will chop my wang off, in the name of FREEDOM and JUSTICE and rule this land with great HONOR. All those who dare question my rule will be slaped across the face by my deteriorating PINGAS.

Maximum fuck about to be given in 3... 2... 1...

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Look what have I found!

 

Playsnark.gif

 

this made my day

"Even if something sounds logical, it doesn't mean it have to be true"

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So... Today I learned that having sexual intercourse with an animal is legal in Denmark as long as you don't hurt the animal.

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I remember the time where having intercourse with an animal was a hipster thing, now the bronies have made it mainstream.

The future of gaming lies in realistic simulations of extraordinary realities

 

"I am drunk, you dont have an excuse"

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Trying to determine how scale-itch got onto Normandy. Sexually-transmitted disease. Only carried by varren. Implications unpleasant.

"That which you do not know, is not a moral charge against you; but that which you refuse to know, is an account of infamy growing in your soul. Make every allowance for errors of knowledge; do not forgive or accept any breach of morality."

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