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[Kirkreng]

"Hello citizens, I'm Andrew Ryan. Look at your lives. Now back to me. Now back at your lives. Now back to me. Sadly, your life isn't mine, but if you stopped listening to the parasites and switched to the "The Great Chain" way, your lives could be like mine...Look down, back up, where are you? Your under the ocean in a perfect city. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s a hypo contain EVE. Look again, you can set things on fire! Anything is possible when you live in Rapture.

 

Now there's a whale. "

[Martin]

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I feel slightly aroused.

[The Scoutman]

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What were you saying?

[Martin]

I am fully enlarged.

[Pinkie Pie]

Oh that's great. I always wanted to think about Kronk cock.

[Martin]

Oh God what have you done Pinkie!?

[Dr. Derpy Hooves Ph.D]

Is that a dispencer erectin' in your pants or are you just happy to see me?

[Martin]

Can't it be both?

[Blightmare]

I am here to slap shit.

[Mr Green]

Da fuck?

[Pinkie Pie]

I am here to slap shit.

[Martin]

Happiness is ded. Not big surprise.

[Razor235]

Interesting fact: The average human body contains enough bones to make up an entire human skeleton.

 

No shit, Sherlock.

[Kirkreng]

Shit not, Sherlock is to the rescue!

[Mr. ShinyObject]

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[The Scoutman]

But will it blend?

[Scorpia]

My dad is weirder than i am...

[Mr Green]

Lol yes no?!?!

[Martin]

B~!-zadadadadadadada durrr

[Blightmare]

I'm a caster class. Yep, I'm an elephantalist.