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„Wir müssen hier weg, bevor dieser Vibroarsch da hinten auf die Idee kommt, mit uns zu spielen!“

"Even if something sounds logical, it doesn't mean it have to be true"

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Mhmm. My german is rather rusty, but I believe she said something about me being in orbit with a blue balloon. Which is surprisingly accurate at this particular moment.

 

Either that, or she called Bill a no good warmonging piano with a hot pockets fetish. Something I know to be true, by the way.

I bring you mortal danger and cookies. Not necessarily in that order.

http://www.youtube.com/jclc

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I'm getting really annoyed that random clips from TV shows I liked aren't on youtube. Neither "This! I! Swear!" from El Tigre nor "MOVIE TIME!" from MST3K.

For every quote from El Tigre not put on Youtube, a thousand more come up from MLP.

http://steamcommunity.com/id/Kaweebo/

 

"There are no good reasons. Only legal ones."

 

VALVE: "Sometimes bugs take more than eighteen years to fix."

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The night is dark and full of terrors. So is my [redacted].

 

The joke is that he is a homosexual who has buttsex. Up the anus.

I love you, yet can't stand to know you exist.

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just because I was there at the right time, I had the knife, my car was through her front wall, and I've been making threats to her all week does NOT mean I witnessed her murder, officer!

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Well, this may be a little off topic for the random thread, but I must point out that I know one girl who actually likes that. Too bad she's kind of... difficult.

I bring you mortal danger and cookies. Not necessarily in that order.

http://www.youtube.com/jclc

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Well, this may be a little off topic for the random thread, but I must point out that I know one girl who actually likes that. Too bad she's kind of... difficult.

 

Being murdered or sex up the [redacted]?

I love you, yet can't stand to know you exist.

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Sex up the [redacted]. When I first met her I was like "jackpot!". Then I realized sje had serious personality issues.

I bring you mortal danger and cookies. Not necessarily in that order.

http://www.youtube.com/jclc

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Well he may have [redacted] with his [redacted] while she was [redacted] using her [redacted] and all he did was [redacted] with a rope [redacted] clothespins [redacted] curling iron [redacted] Jesus' name [redacted] and finished it off by [redacted]! damn J.C, that must've been a fun night!

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I FINISHED THAT DR. PEPPER!

 

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I don't like writer's block, I prefer to call it writer's parry.

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I don't like writer's block, I prefer to call it writer's parry.

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Mhmm. My german is rather rusty, but I believe she said something about me being in orbit with a blue balloon. Which is surprisingly accurate at this particular moment.

 

Either that, or she called Bill a no good warmonging piano with a hot pockets fetish. Something I know to be true, by the way.

 

Atton's quote from KOTOR 2

"Even if something sounds logical, it doesn't mean it have to be true"

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