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[Alyxx Thorne]

My buttocks are hurting my tits.

[Bravetriforcer]

Your buttocks are jealous of your tits getting all the love, so massage your buttocks. Gently.

[Pinkie Pie]

And record yourself doing it.

[Razor235]

Ever noticed how Combine soldiers have ridiculous death poses? I have one that looks like he wants me to have sex with him. Another one fits "Wish you were here."

[Brad]

Life is like a box of boxes, you never know jackhammer plastic bottle yellow car baked potato.

[Ray]

Ever noticed how Combine soldiers have ridiculous death poses? I have one that looks like he wants me to have sex with him. Another one fits "Wish you were here."

Ah yes the wonderful effects of in-game ragdolls, most of the time they pose just like a ballerina.

[Alyxx Thorne]

She shoots to kill!

[Koach]

But almost never hits.

[Jek Jek Roo]

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[Scorpia]

Get the kitty off of your keyboard!

[Mr. ShinyObject]

 

Stickyback McGee reporting in.

[Bravetriforcer]

Old Dog Bones Jefferson, bitches. Two middle names for the win.

[Kirkreng]

Jailhouse Smith

[Jek Jek Roo]

http://www.news.com.au/weird-true-freaky/storm-trooper-cake-fresh-on-the-menu-at-the-death-star-canteen/story-e6frflri-1226247196251

 

I LOL'd

[Dr. Derpy Hooves Ph.D]

Welcome to America, don't bother doing really anything because everyone here is lazy as hell.

[Jek Jek Roo]

"I hate to say I've told ya so"

[Alyxx Thorne]

http://www.news.com.au/weird-true-freaky/storm-trooper-cake-fresh-on-the-menu-at-the-death-star-canteen/story-e6frflri-1226247196251

 

I LOL'd

I'm hungry now.

[The Scoutman]

"I hate to say I've told ya so"

Big mama parker approves

[Scorpia]

mine is Buddy Gumbo Parker...or Screamin' Gumbo Parker.

 

depends what variation of my first name i go with...

[Axeldeath]

Old Mama Brown reporting in.