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[Alyxx Thorne]

"John Freeman who was Gordon Freemans brother was one day in an office typing on a computer. He got an email from his brother that said that aliens and monsters were attacking his place and aksed him for help so he went..."

Clearly an excerpt from one of the finest literary pieces of the last century.

[Brad]

"John Freeman who was Gordon Freemans brother was one day in an office typing on a computer. He got an email from his brother that said that aliens and monsters were attacking his place and aksed him for help so he went..."

Clearly an excerpt from one of the finest literary pieces of the last century.

 

Indeed. Better than Hemingway.

[Blightmare]

Michael Crichton or gtfo.

[Pinkie Pie]

Can you smell the excitement in the air? No? Huh...must've been one of the guards then.

[Scorpia]

Music? what?

[Blightmare]

Henry Kissinger, how I'm missing yer.

[The Scoutman]

dat ass

[Blightmare]

[Scorpia]

stop staring at it! it's mine, NOT YOURS!!

[Pinkie Pie]

Music? what?

Your musics are...colorless.

[Blightmare]

this sound wave smeels like a feet!

[Koach]

Haters gonna hate, My style.

 

[Mr. ShinyObject]

 

ALL THE TIME.

[Blightmare]

 

ALL THE TIME.

I do that too much.

 

 

 

 

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[Average Internet Guy]

At noon, on Wednesday, I'm gonna be leaving a watermelon pineapple treasure inside of Liam Neeson. And he's the one with the cooked fish allergies.

[J.C.]

Cat Bombs

 

The most creative way to use a cat as a weapon happened in World War II. The United States' OSS (Office of Strategic Services, the precursor of the CIA) needed a way to guide bombs to sink German ships. Somebody hit upon the inspiration that since cats have such a strong disdain of getting wet and always land on their feet that if you attached a cat to a bomb and drop it in the vicinity of a ship, the cat's instinct to avoid the water would force it to guide the bomb to the enemy's deck. It is unclear how the cat was supposed to actually guide a bomb attached to it as it fell from the sky but the plan never got past the testing stages since the cats had a bad habit of becoming unconscious mid-drop.

 

Edited January 21, 2012 by Guest (see edit history)

[Lord Sinister]

Cat Bombs

 

The most creative way to use a cat as a weapon happened in World War II. The United States' OSS (Office of Strategic Services, the precursor of the CIA) needed a way to guide bombs to sink German ships. Somebody hit upon the inspiration that since cats have such a strong disdain of getting wet and always land on their feet that if you attached a cat to a bomb and drop it in the vicinity of a ship, the cat's instinct to avoid the water would force it to guide the bomb to the enemy's deck. It is unclear how the cat was supposed to actually guide a bomb attached to it as it fell from the sky but the plan never got past the testing stages since the cats had a bad habit of becoming unconscious mid-drop.

 

 

JC, the site your image is hosted on doesn't support being embedded in other pages with IMG tags.

 

Hold CTRL and hit F5 on this page to force it to re-download all page elements to see what I mean.

[J.C.]

Mhm. That's weird, I see it just fine (I did refresh, tried it from my iPad and even from my phone, and it looked ok every time).

 

Perhaps the site has something against people from the U.K.? You know, because of the

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0N735VQRebw?

 

Oh wait... that hasn't happened yet... wouldn't want to give you spoilers for this year.

 

I'll edit the post and link the Cat Bomb image from Photobucket this time. That should be visible to everyone.

[The Scoutman]

i can see the image just fine too...

 

But my vision is augmented.

[Brad]

Hey, wanna see something cool?

 

*Entire skeleton rips itself out of his body.*

 

NNGYEAH HA HA HA HA HA!