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[BTGBullseye]

1 hour ago, kerdios said:

We're in the pipe 5 by 5

You're in the barrel today...

[kerdios]

37 minutes ago, BTGBullseye said:

You're in the barrel today...

a very narrow barrel

[BTGBullseye]

8 hours ago, kerdios said:

a very narrow barrel

Aaaaaand, you're fired.

[Psychotic Ninja]

[BTGBullseye]

Meh.

[kerdios]

I don't see it

[Psychotic Ninja]

4 hours ago, kerdios said:

I don't see it

[BTGBullseye]

The Adventures of BTGbullseye's Pixel 3A

 

2 hours ago I dropped my phone in some nasty dirty water while doing dishes at work. It was playing music at the time. The instant it touched the water, the speakers stopped working. It stayed that way despite me drying it off/out, and blowing any debris/water out of the holes. I got home just now and used compressed air to blow out anything that may have remained in the headphone jack. It's working perfectly now.

[kerdios]

wahoooka wahoooka wahoooka

[Psychotic Ninja]

download.mp3

[kerdios]

16 hours ago, Psychotic Ninja said:

download.mp3 1010.04 kB · 0 downloads

HaHa trying to get us to download trojan viruses masquaraded as music,

HaHa, nope!

[Psychotic Ninja]

12 hours ago, kerdios said:

HaHa trying to get us to download trojan viruses masquaraded as music,

HaHa, nope!

I won't stoop that low. The lowest I'll go is this:

download.mp3 1010.04 kB · 0 downloads

Edited March 12, 2020 by Psychotic Ninja (see edit history)

[kerdios]

14 hours ago, Psychotic Ninja said:

I won't stoop that low. The lowest I'll go is this:

download.mp3 1010.04 kB · 0 downloads

 

nope

[Psychotic Ninja]

Fine, I'll click it!
 

`ert+
y76p; '0lu8jykee;u4p;e'/Rh
Strong bai5456'------++++++gf
+++++-//==========/*8901ikg`


Ert plus: Why seven-six P? Ohlyuu eightguh—? What is this? Did the quadratic formula explode? I see a "Strong ba" in there, but it's getting eaten... by some... Linux or something. Wait a minute! Is this one of those virus emails?! Like the kind that moms and offshore casinos send you?!? I'll take care of this!

[kerdios]

24 minutes ago, Psychotic Ninja said:

Fine, I'll click it!
 

`ert+
y76p; '0lu8jykee;u4p;e'/Rh
Strong bai5456'------++++++gf
+++++-//==========/*8901ikg`


Ert plus: Why seven-six P? Ohlyuu eightguh—? What is this? Did the quadratic formula explode? I see a "Strong ba" in there, but it's getting eaten... by some... Linux or something. Wait a minute! Is this one of those virus emails?! Like the kind that moms and offshore casinos send you?!? I'll take care of this!

Otyugh? Is that a DnD virus?

[Psychotic Ninja]

Marge: '"Third notice?" "Final notice?" "Some guys are coming!?"' Hmm, what's this? an invitation to our High School reunion! Gee, that's odd. They didn't send one to you."

Homer's brain: This is it Homer. It's time to tell her the terrible secret from your past.

Homer: "Marge, I ate those fancy soaps you bought for the bathroom.

Marge: "Oh my God."

 

Homer's brain: No, the other secret.

 

Homer: "Marge, I never graduated from High School."

Marge: "That still doesn't explain why you ate my soap. Wait, maybe it does."

[BTGBullseye]

This just in, the USA has shut down all flights to/from Europe for the duration...

[kerdios]

9 hours ago, Psychotic Ninja said:

Marge: '"Third notice?" "Final notice?" "Some guys are coming!?"' Hmm, what's this? an invitation to our High School reunion! Gee, that's odd. They didn't send one to you."

Homer's brain: This is it Homer. It's time to tell her the terrible secret from your past.

Homer: "Marge, I ate those fancy soaps you bought for the bathroom.

Marge: "Oh my God."

 

Homer's brain: No, the other secret.

 

Homer: "Marge, I never graduated from High School."

Marge: "That still doesn't explain why you ate my soap. Wait, maybe it does."

We all know it's because of the crayon jammed up his nose

[kerdios]

8 hours ago, BTGBullseye said:

This just in, the USA has shut down all flights to/from Europe for the duration...

just Europe? really?

[Psychotic Ninja]

Now calm down Neddily-diddily-diddily-diddily-diddily. They did their best shoddily-iddily-iddily-diddily. Got to be nice-- hostility-ilitity-bility-dility. Aw hell diddily-ding-dong crap! Can't you morons do anything right?!