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2 hours ago I dropped my phone in some nasty dirty water while doing dishes at work. It was playing music at the time. The instant it touched the water, the speakers stopped working. It stayed that way despite me drying it off/out, and blowing any debris/water out of the holes. I got home just now and used compressed air to blow out anything that may have remained in the headphone jack. It's working perfectly now.

Don't insult me. I have trained professionals to do that.

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  On 3/11/2020 at 12:58 PM, kerdios said:

HaHa trying to get us to download trojan viruses masquaraded as music,

HaHa, nope!

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I won't stoop that low. The lowest I'll go is this:


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"We don't call them loot boxes", they're 'surprise mechanics'" - EA

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Fine, I'll click it!
 

`ert+
y76p; '0lu8jykee;u4p;e'/Rh
Strong bai5456'------++++++gf
+++++-//==========/*8901ikg`


Ert plus: Why seven-six P? Ohlyuu eightguh—? What is this? Did the quadratic formula explode? I see a "Strong ba" in there, but it's getting eaten... by some... Linux or something. Wait a minute! Is this one of those virus emails?! Like the kind that moms and offshore casinos send you?!? I'll take care of this!

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  On 3/12/2020 at 8:14 PM, Psychotic Ninja said:

Fine, I'll click it!
 

`ert+
y76p; '0lu8jykee;u4p;e'/Rh
Strong bai5456'------++++++gf
+++++-//==========/*8901ikg`


Ert plus: Why seven-six P? Ohlyuu eightguh—? What is this? Did the quadratic formula explode? I see a "Strong ba" in there, but it's getting eaten... by some... Linux or something. Wait a minute! Is this one of those virus emails?! Like the kind that moms and offshore casinos send you?!? I'll take care of this!

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Otyugh? Is that a DnD virus?

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Marge: '"Third notice?" "Final notice?" "Some guys are coming!?"' Hmm, what's this? an invitation to our High School reunion! Gee, that's odd. They didn't send one to you."

Homer's brain: This is it Homer. It's time to tell her the terrible secret from your past.

Homer: "Marge, I ate those fancy soaps you bought for the bathroom.

Marge: "Oh my God."

 

Homer's brain: No, the other secret.

 

Homer: "Marge, I never graduated from High School."

Marge: "That still doesn't explain why you ate my soap. Wait, maybe it does."

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This just in, the USA has shut down all flights to/from Europe for the duration...

Don't insult me. I have trained professionals to do that.

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  On 3/13/2020 at 4:02 AM, Psychotic Ninja said:

Marge: '"Third notice?" "Final notice?" "Some guys are coming!?"' Hmm, what's this? an invitation to our High School reunion! Gee, that's odd. They didn't send one to you."

Homer's brain: This is it Homer. It's time to tell her the terrible secret from your past.

Homer: "Marge, I ate those fancy soaps you bought for the bathroom.

Marge: "Oh my God."

 

Homer's brain: No, the other secret.

 

Homer: "Marge, I never graduated from High School."

Marge: "That still doesn't explain why you ate my soap. Wait, maybe it does."

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We all know it's because of the crayon jammed up his nose

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Now calm down Neddily-diddily-diddily-diddily-diddily. They did their best shoddily-iddily-iddily-diddily. Got to be nice-- hostility-ilitity-bility-dility. Aw hell diddily-ding-dong crap! Can't you morons do anything right?!

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