T-shirts

[Axeldeath]

Perhaps one that says "Sorry but the board is temporarily unavailable, please try again in a few minutes"

 

 

Sumthin like this?

[Alyxx Thorne]

I want one...

[nukular]

What about this?

 

 

One of the best quotes IMO. I even had to stop the video because I was laughing so much

[imperial1scout]

I think one should have an image of Gordon's head, yelling, and underneath it a quote of him yelling something. Because, y'know, if we had to have a quote of him yelling there'd be tons of funny quotes to choose from.

 

Also: "Give Peace a chance! Or at least stand still!"

[frozt]

or you could just open the thread that says "you favorite quote" for both FM and CP and copy all of the posts

[thebeelzebub]

[ProHypster]

Is that "Dead" Niezshe in your avatar ??

 

Cool shirt btw!

[Arby]

Among the others suggested previously, I would pay for one with "I am the Bruce Lee of Physics" on it or maybe "Network error 482. Somebody shot the server with a 12 Gauge, please contact your Network Administrator."

[thebeelzebub]

Yea, it's the "tilting" version of Nietzsche. I used to have a gif with moving stash but I lost it when my external hard drive blew up.

[Jay Steinman]

The ambassador pineapple design has my vote.

 

Perhaps one of Dave from the CP episode "Friday"

 

"Whooping Crane!"

 

or

 

"Wachichichichichichichooah!" (or whatever the hell he said)

[ISGC]

couldn't resist, haha

wish I could actually draw

[Jek Jek Roo]

Yea, it's the "tilting" version of Nietzsche. I used to have a gif with moving stash but I lost it when my external hard drive blew up.

 

I like the granade inside his head ;P

[scott155]

Gordon Freeman with a shotgun standing over the corpse of the icthyosaur with the quote underneath, "Call me Ishmael, BITCH!"

 

EDIT: Also, Gordon Freeman with a stunned expression and a smoking .357 standing next to a dead bullsquid saying "Okay, what the fuck did I just shoot? I'm totally justified, whatever it is. It looks like a cross between a leopard and... Cthulhu."

 

Edit of my edit: Not jaguar, leopard.

[cornholio157]

i totally want the one with "Does my beard intimidate you?" should probably have gordons head on it but is still ok without it.

[scott155]

Also, next in my line of shirts with Gordon with a gun standing over a dead alien, have him pointing the gun at a dead houndeye with a big bold No. underneath

[Pinkie Pie]

"Don't look at me. You're not worthy and it's better you know your place in life." This is friggin perfect for a T-shirt.

[Blightmare]

"At the end of the day, there's only one thing that matters: I did not leave any fingerprints"

[Michael Archer]

Quote T-shirts might be profitable, but you need to make sure they're popular enough. I don't think I'd buy a shirt with just a logo (I might change my mind in the future)

 

Quotes I might buy would be:

 

"Submachine guns: can solve up to eight hundred problem a minute"

Picture of a CP holding a stun stick in the ready to whack position "Citizen: you're staying here until we figure this out."

"If I had a superpower, I would want to be rich."

"I'm on your side you fucking idiots! How many more of you do I have to kill before you realize that?!"

 

These are just off the top of my head, but that means they're memorable and that's good.

 

EDIT: I agree: the "don't look at me, you're not worthy" quote is the perfect T-shirt.

 

Also, "Don't follow me, don't follow me, don't follow me" I'd get.

[Scorpia]

i cannot believe no one mentioned:

okay! I ROCK! NOW STOP MAKING ME PROVE IT!

 

best line imo.

[Numb.erz94]

"WE'RE GETTING FINGERED BY GODZILLA!!!"

 

"i'm a walking CDC nightmare"

 

 

Hahaha... That's all i can think of right now...

 

the CDC nightmare one is the best so far..