Fill the blanks

[Alyxx Thorne]

"Okay, who is it? Is it the cucumber? No, it couldn't be. I don't even take my own sloppy-seconds. The porridge? Hardly, he looks like he's about ready to crush asphalt into diamonds with his sphincter. Oh, could it be Merlin? Please tell me it's farts."

 

"Man, it's like a hate-boner triangle."

 

"Potato?! Out of the entire list, you picked him?! He wasn't even on the list! Asthma was on the list!"

 

"Wait, why was I—?"

 

"Halftime entertainment."

 

"...Frankly, I'm just happy to be tsundere."

 

 

 

"How can you tell her you love her when you can't even ___ her ____?"

[Psychotic Ninja]

"How can you tell her you love her when you can't even fart on her ass?"

 

 

Post a ______ with blank spots, and the next person has to ____ in the _____.

Use underscores as ____

Use as ____ ____ as you like to ____ in a _____

[Akamia]

Post a robot with blank spots, and the next person has to build in the corner.

Use underscores as materials

Use as few fingers as you like to use in a machine

 

"There's a _____ in my ____!"

[HGARR]

There's a eyeball in my coffee!

 

Cut my ___ into Pieces, This is my ___

Suffocation! No ___

Dont give a fuck if I cut my ___

[danielsangeo]

Cut my lunch into Pieces, This is my plastic fork

Suffocation! No pickles

Dont give a fuck if I cut my bread crusts off

 

To ______ and _____!

[Akamia]

To Gallifrey and onward!

 

My ____ for ____!

[HGARR]

My daughter for TF2 hats!

 

The prospect of ____ can initially appear a bit ____.However,the actual experience is rarely _____ as it at first seems.The dissertation provides ____ with the opportunity to conduct an in-depth study of a ____.

[Psychotic Ninja]

The prospect of folding boxes can initially appear a bit spectacular.However,the actual experience is rarely boring as it at first seems.The dissertation provides countless hours with the opportunity to conduct an in-depth study of a boring job.

 

 

She's starting to _____ my _____.

[Alyxx Thorne]

She's starting to push my button.

 

 

___ me, Amadeus.

[HGARR]

make a sandwich for me, Amadeus.

 

Don’t do, Don’t do, Don’t do ___.

Don’t pull ____,

Don’t tease the ____.

 

Don’t pick your _____,

Don’t be ___ at ____.

Who do they think I am?

 

Some kind of ____?

[Psychotic Ninja]

She's starting to push my button.

 

That's actually along the lines of the actual quote. Like a translation of a translation close. The actual quote is "She's starting to damage my calm."

 

 

 

Don’t do, Don’t do, Don’t do it man.

Don’t pull the thing,

Don’t tease the Dungeon Master.

 

Don’t pick your nose,

Don’t be an ass at midnight.

Who do they think I am?

 

Some kind of trap?

 

 

 

"Dumbest thing you've done as a teenager?"

 

"I tied ____ to my ____ & _____ to my steering whee, sat with my ____ through the sunroof, and tried to drive my ____ like a _____."

[Alyxx Thorne]

"I tied Ross Scott to my car & Magda to my steering wheel, sat with my head through the sunroof, and tried to drive my taxi like a squirrel."

 

____ da ___.

[Psychotic Ninja]

Shoopa Da Dee-dah.

 

 

"I can't keep track of ____ when she's not _____ possessing a _____. Don't look at me."

[Im_CIA]

I can't keep track of Santa when she's not legally possessing a dual-doppler radar. Don't look at me.

 

“Life ... is a ____
Told by an _____ , full of _____ and _____,
Signifying ____. ”

[Psychotic Ninja]

“Life ... is a an ocean in a storm.
Told by an idiot , full of ecstasy and warm feelings,
Signifying the end of one's life. ”

 

 

"Mal: If anyone gets ____ just, you know... _____ 'em.
Zoë: ____ 'em?
Mal: Politely."

[Im_CIA]

"Mal: If anyone gets inceptioned just, you know... tickle 'em.
Zoë: tickle 'em?
Mal: Politely."

 

I  poke my _____ out of the _____ for one freakin' second, and ____ shovels ____ in my ____ .

[Psychotic Ninja]

16 hours ago, Im_CIA said:

I  poke my pecker out of the cave for one freakin' second, and my hand shovels it in my ass .

 

 

The Pickle _____ tricked me again

[Im_CIA]

On 10/14/2020 at 7:38 PM, Psychotic Ninja said:

 

 

The Pickle Omega Brain, who's capable of understanding the complex scientific nuance of Prick and Morty and cheeto/mountain dew science, tricked me again

Every ____ that I _____, seems to ____ on by

[Psychotic Ninja]

Every fuck that I give, seems to fly on by

 

 

____, and that's why I'm no longer allowed back in the Zoo.

[BTGBullseye]

Fucks were given, and that's why I'm no longer allowed back in the Zoo.

 

 

_____, when _____ _____ _____.