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[Selous Templar]

A little sex now and then, is good for the soul by the wisest men!

 

Now when it comes to ___ it, all you need is ____, but for you, you're gonna need more than ___ mate, because even if you get it no one's gonna believe you.

[HGARR]

Now when it comes to laying an egg, and hatching it, all you need is a rooster, but for you, you're gonna need more than kfc mate, because even if you get it no one's gonna believe you.

 

Sex is like a box of ____! Those who have had one cant get enough! Those who haven't do not know what they're missing out on!

[Selous Templar]

Sex is like a box of Crispy Creme Donuts! Those who have had one cant get enough! Those who haven't do not know what they're missing out on!

 

Look at my dad's ____: his ____ has a moustache!

[HGARR]

Look at my dad's ass: his buttcrack has a moustache!

 

There was an old woman who lived in a ___.

She had so many ___, she didn't know what to do;

She gave them some ___ without any ___;

Then ___ them all soundly and put them to ___.

[Selous Templar]

There was an old woman who lived in a zoo.

She had so many cats, she didn't know what to do;

She gave them some food without any milk;

Then he ate them all soundly and put them to rest.

 

The ___ is the entrance of the ___ universe.

[HGARR]

The drugs is the entrance of the retardation universe.

 

The whole world is a ___, and we are ___.

[Selous Templar]

The whole world is a blue sphere of death, and we are terrible people.

 

non nobis ____ non nobis, sed ____, et ___ da glorium

[HGARR]

non nobis Penis non nobis, sed vagina, et sex da glorium

 

Never trust a ___ with a ___. He may attempt ___!

[Psychotic Ninja]

Never trust a fart with a shit. He may attempt to betray you!

 

 

______. That is all.

[HGARR]

ψn(x) = Acos(knx) n=1,3,5,.............

= Bsin(knx) n=2,4,6,............

That is all.

 

 

I am the Globglo___. I love ____, and this ____ is a true Treasure Trove

[Psychotic Ninja]

I am the Globglooplogus. I love little girls, and this love is a true Treasure Trove

 

 

"Computer over? ____ equals very yes?! That's not a ____ ____!"

[danielsangeo]

Computer over? Youtube demonetization equals very yes?! That's not a-what happened to this famous YouTuber!

 

(Ha ha. Comedy.)

 

When in the course of _______ it becomes necessary for ____________ to __________and to ___________.

[Psychotic Ninja]

When in the course of an explosion it becomes necessary for women to give birth and to men to fart.

 

 

"My ____ is not a Communist. He may be a _____, a ____, an _____, a Communist...but he is NOT a ____ ____."

[Akamia]

"My robot is not a Communist. He may be a Demoknight, a Trolldier, an M1+W Pyro, a Communist...but he is NOT a RED Spy."

 

I fear no ___, for the ___ is my ___! I fear not ___, for our ___ is ___!

[Psychotic Ninja]

I fear no fart, for the fart is my fart! I fear not Mr. President, for our farts is er are strong!

 

 

"Wait a minute. _____’s teacher is named ‘Krabappel’? Oh, I’ve been calling her ‘Crandall.’ Why didn’t ____ tell me? Ohhh, I’ve been making an ____ out of ____!"

[HGARR]

"Wait a minute. Krabappel’s teacher is named ‘Krabappel’? Oh, I’ve been calling her ‘Crandall.’ Why didn’t Buzzfeed tell me? Ohhh, I’ve been making an lemonade out of limes!"

 

I am the globglo____: the Schwabblewobblewibblewabblewobble_____! I'm full of Schwibbly-Wibbly____. I am the Yeast of ___ and ___!

[Psychotic Ninja]

I am the globglo hope of the omniverse!: the Schwabblewobblewibblewabblewobble lightbulb in the darkness! I'm full of Schwibbly-Wibblybacon in the fridge for all living things that cry out in hunger. I am the Yeast of the Alpha and the Amiga! and the terror that flaps in the night!

 

 

"I have to admit this is new ____, this is definitely new! But a _____ is still a monkey! And I've _____ plenty in my day. Millions... Literally millions! What's the matter? Ran out of ____? Cat got your _____? No more words to fail? You think now that you're this so called "_____ ____" that you're better than me? Lord Freeza!? WELL YOU'RE NOT! I own you! I own your _____! I own this planet! In fact... _____ THIS PLANET!!!"

[danielsangeo]

I have to admit this is new Zero Cool, this is definitely new! But a network firewall is still a monkey! And I've hacked plenty in my day. Millions... Literally millions! What's the matter? Ran out of compute cycles? Cat got your mouse? No more words to fail? You think now that you're this so called "Elite Hacker" that you're better than me? Lord Freeza!? WELL YOU'RE NOT! I own you! I own your family! I own this planet! In fact... HACK THIS PLANET!!!

 

 

FUCK YOU, _____! Oh, it is on. You want to eat ____? I'll give you something to eat. You think I work at ______, giving you free food all day? You're gonna have to pay for this meal. Come on up... I won't ____... come on up... _______. Yeah! Call me ______, bitch!

[HGARR]

FUCK YOU, Tim-Tim! Oh, it is on. You want to eat Garlic? I'll give you something to eat. You think I work at Mars, giving you free food all day? You're gonna have to pay for this meal. Come on up... I won't Cry... come on up... Shit. Yeah! Call me Later, bitch!

 

 

The _____ Rap

You may think I'm ___

You may think I'm ___

You may think I'm ___

You may think I'm ___

But hang on to your ___ and listen right here

I'm gonna tell you something that will burn your ___

Hip. Hop. A hip hop ___

I'm giving you all The Michael Rosen ___

[Psychotic Ninja]

The I'm not a communist Rap

You may think I'm a liar

You may think I'm a pig

You may think I'm an idiot

You may think I'm a communist

But hang on to your porn star and listen right here

I'm gonna tell you something that will burn your ass

Hip. Hop. A hip hop bop

I'm giving you all The Michael Rosen treatment

 

 

 

"Okay, who is it? Is it the ______? No, it couldn't be. I don't even take my own sloppy-seconds. The _____? Hardly, he looks like he's about ready to crush ____ into diamonds with his sphincter. Oh, could it be _____? Please tell me it's ______."

 

"Man, it's like a hate-boner triangle."

 

"____?! Out of the entire list, you picked him?! He wasn't even on the list! _____ was on the list!"

 

"Wait, why was I—?"

 

"Halftime entertainment."

 

"...Frankly, I'm just happy to be ______."