Fill the blanks

[HGARR]

...or commit any sex or unrighteousness...

 

Your mums so ___, that when she goes ____, she says "_____".

[Psychotic Ninja]

Your mums so boring, that when she goes poop, she says "gotta poop".

 

 

Wait, I'm ____. Are you asking me to get ____? Because I'm not gonna say no, but I shouldn't say yes.

[Alyxx Thorne]

Wait, I'm wet. Are you asking me to get wetter? Because I'm not gonna say no, but I shouldn't say yes.

 

Halcyon, and ____ and ____.

[HGARR]

Halcyon, and halcyon and halcyon.

 

I fear no ___. But that ___... it scares me.

[Selous Templar]

I fear no man. But that sandwich... it scares me.

 

...Lest ye be ___ down and driven into the ____ forthwith...

[HGARR]

...Lest ye be sat down and driven into the candy realm forthwith...

 

___+___=___

[Psychotic Ninja]

Tragedy + Time = Comedy

 

 

Kitty, if I don't make it ____ ___ ____.

[HGARR]

Kitty, if I don't make it, delete my search history.

 

"I don't care if you ___, I am going to ___ if its the last thing I do!"

[Selous Templar]

"I don't care if you are a woman, I am going to send you back to the kitchen if its the last thing I do!"

 

...and the land of the ___ consume you." - The book of ___

[HGARR]

...and the land of the Dinosaurs consume you." - The book of gay pranks

 

Would you love a ___? would you understand the beauty of the ___?

[Selous Templar]

Would you love a wamon? would you understand the beauty of the wamen?

 

Bunch of slack _____ faggots around here; this stuff will make you a goddamn ____ sexual Tyrannosaurus, just like ___

[HGARR]

Bunch of slack millenial, hippie, vegan faggots around here; this stuff will make you a goddamn Autism-diagnosed sexual Tyrannosaurus, just like Colonel Sanders

 

Never ___ Sexy Women.

[Selous Templar]

Never date Sexy Women (they may be thots)

 

Bite the ___ bullet you ___

[HGARR]

Bite the nutri bullet you unhealthy fuck.

 

____! Fuck Yeah! Coming again to save the Mother Fucking ____!

[Selous Templar]

AMERICA! Fuck Yeah! Coming again to save the Mother Fucking CHEETOS!

 

Tonight, on Unsolved ___, we find out, who gives a ___ about Bigfoot. UPDATE: apparently nobody gives a __ so ___ him.

[HGARR]

Tonight, on Unsolved Crosswords, we find out, who gives a lot of true information about Bigfoot. UPDATE: apparently nobody gives a fuck so we'll never find him.

 

Just like a ___, only ___.

[Selous Templar]

Just like a chocolate milkshake, only shit and unoriginal.

 

 

___pops with _____ on top.

[HGARR]

the cops hops on pops with props on top.

 

Cinderella, dressed in ___, went upstairs to kiss a ___. By mistake she kissed a ___. How many ___ did it take?

[Psychotic Ninja]

Cinderella, dressed in her birthday suit, went upstairs to kiss a woman. By mistake she kissed a boob. How many hours did it take?

 

 

Well, _____, I made it - despite your _____.

[HGARR]

Well, bitch, I made it - despite your cooking.

 

Thank you ___, but the ___ is in another ___!