Good news, bad news

[Selous Templar]

Bad news: Walmart is the only company that can use baking.

 

Good news: Australia Superpower by 2022

[Alyxx Thorne]

Bad news: Australia starts the third world war.

 

Good news: EA removes microtransactions from their games.

[HGARR]

Bad news: they compensate by making the games waaay more expensive.

 

Good news: we build a submarine capable of going to the absolute deepest parts of the ocean.

[Psychotic Ninja]

Bad News: It gets destroyed by the deep unknown before it can resurface, and the blueprints to make another get lost, and the inventor is killed.

 

Good News: We successfully terraformed Mars.

[Selous Templar]

Bad News: The Mars Jungle Wars happens

 

Good News: The United Nations Space Command takes control of humanity.

[HGARR]

Bad news: the covenant also has "interest" in humanity...

 

Good news: a cure for for the common cold is discovered.

[Alyxx Thorne]

Bad news: There's still not a cure for stupidity.

 

Good news: Your favourite metal band makes a reunion

[HGARR]

Bad news: one of the band members was dead, and so he came back as a zombie, starting the zombie apocalypse!

 

Good news: you are immune to the zombie plague.

[Selous Templar]

Bad News: they still kill you anyways for "science"

 

Good News: Dokken releases a new album at last, with the original line up.

 

EDIT: that actually happened after this. And it rules:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zHhS-ds3T84

Edited March 24, 2018 by Guest (see edit history)

[HGARR]

Bad news: it can't compare to previous albums

 

Good News: we invent a time machine

[Selous Templar]

Bad News: We can only go forward in time.

 

Good News: people realize that Life Is Strange is a Very bad videogame

[HGARR]

Bad news: they only play EA games from now on

 

Good News: Australia legalises guns again!

[Selous Templar]

Bad News: It's only semi-auto pistols. With a max 5 bullets per clip. And you need to pay extra tax to hold it and carry it around

 

Good News: We finally get a good thief game by Otherside Interactive.

[HGARR]

Bad news: we finally get it in 2107.

 

Good news: the last ISIS terrorist gets his butt kicked by 'Murica.

[Psychotic Ninja]

Bad news: A worse, more evil terrorist group rises from the metaphorical ashes.

 

Good news: I return

[Selous Templar]

Bad News: Everything has changed.

 

Good News: A Space Hulk appears near the moon

[HGARR]

Bad news: it is filled with angry aliens.

 

Good news: a cure for Autism is found.

[Selous Templar]

Bad News: Everyone has Autism

 

Good News: The Metal Age has come.

[HGARR]

Bad Nooz: The rust age comes soon after.

 

Good news: a new company enters the console market with powerful hardware and good exclusives.

[Selous Templar]

Bad News: It's SEGA

 

Good News: PC gaming sees a new Renaissance of innovation