Good news, bad news

[Selfsurprise]

Bad news: You still have that hideous tumorous growth obscuring most of your face. Also, you are still kind of fat.

 

Good news: Due to changes in welfare law you will no longer have to pay for dental treatment!

 

 

Bad news: It looks like this:

 

Nothing would please me more than be named after a newly discovered species of Blob Fish.

[Zaraki]

Bad news:Dental hygiene becomes unimportant in a bad way.

 

Good news:You finally bought a new wallet.

[Psychotic Ninja]

Bad News: It falls apart very quickly, no refund, and you lost all of your money.

 

 

Good News: Even though you pretty much did nothing at all in your office job, you still get a promotion.

[Reverend_UshankaCat_]

Bad News: Now you need to do everything at the same time.

 

Good News: We've successfully launched a missile to destroy the meteorite before it hits Earth!

[Psychotic Ninja]

Bad news: It was actually a spaceship that looked like a meteorite. The aliens see this as an act of war, and invade Earth.

 

Good news: We outnumber the aliens 10:1

[danielsangeo]

Bad News: Each of them are the size of the titans from Attack on Titan (Shingeki no Kyojin), and smell terrible. Plus, they hate us.

 

Good News: There's an episode of Freeman's Mind 2 out!

[Jeb_CC]

Bad News: Pfft. None.

 

Good News: Half Life 3 has been released!

[ScottD.Betson]

Good News: FM 2 EP 1

 

Bad News: When it was released.....not sure if joke or not, also good friend of mine passed away

[Psychotic Ninja]

Umm.... I'm just going to ignore the confusion and just post a new good news.

 

 

Good news: That obscure anime you enjoy is getting a DVD/Blu Ray release

[Zaraki]

Bad news:It costs a significant fortune since it is rare.

 

Good news:Fish get arms and legs.

[Remolay]

Bad news: Fish get gun and thirst for blood.

 

Good news: Marvelous Inc. gains the name rights to Harvest Moon, allowing them to stop calling their games Story of Seasons, and preventing Natsume from making terrible sequels.

[Selous Templar]

Bad News: You only have 6 weeks to live

 

Good News: I JUST WON THE FUCKING LOTTERY!!

[Reverend_UshankaCat_]

Bad News: You were hit by lightning.

 

Good News: We can now easily colonise Mars!

[Psychotic Ninja]

Bad news: Other aliens see this as an act of war and invade/enslave all of Humanity.

 

Good news: EA no longer has exclusive rights to the Star Wars games.

[Selous Templar]

(That's not good news really)

 

Bad News: Ubisoft is allowed to make even shittier star wars games

 

Good News: Half-Life 3 is finally released

[Alyxx Thorne]

Bad news: It's a VR exclusive game

 

Good news: EA removes microtransactions from their retail products and makes games like Battlefront II free to play, giving those who bought it a ton of exclusive loot and perks to compensate.

[Selous Templar]

(not really "bad news" because that's probably going to be the truth)

 

Bad News: People who bought the microtransactions feel ripped off and complain so much, that EA bring back payable microtransations into the game

 

Good News: I get to drive the Mad Max Ford Falcon XB "Intercepter" again around Coober Pedy for 3 hours

[Psychotic Ninja]

Bad news: It breaks down, and you have to pay upfront for the damages, cash only.

 

Good news: You got a big raise and a big promotion

[Selous Templar]

Bad News: You're fired the next day because of Affirmative Action wanting that Illegal immigrant in your place.

 

Good News: I repair the Interceptor fully, and it works without a hitch.

[Psychotic Ninja]

Bad News: It explodes while you're using it, killing you in the process.

 

 

Good News: After President Trump's four years in office, we get the best President in the world.