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Jeb_CC   

Jeb_CC
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Bad news: You're clinically depressed and no amount of views or subscribers will ever make you happy.

Good News: You just got hired!

"Ross, this is nothing. WHAT YOU NEED to be playing is S***flinger 5000." - Ross Scott talking about himself.

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PM me if you have any questions or concerns! :D

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Zaraki   

Zaraki
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Bad news:The work hours are excessively long with only a one day break weekly.

 

Good news:You just bought a bag of cookies!

"FUCK YOU REALITY!!YOU'RE FULL OF SHIT!!!"

"Hark! Dost thou hear with thine ears what I hear with mine? Interloper! No quarter shall be shown hither, fiend! Anon! Show thyself, churl!"

http://myanimelist.net/profile/MantisDude

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TheTron852   

TheTron852
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Bad news: They were way past their shelf life...

 

Good news: You just received a brand new dedicated Lamborghini! i'm sorry

A.K.A. UberCatSR

Favorite game: Quake 1.

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Jeb_CC   

Jeb_CC
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Bad news: Some dumbass thought it was a good idea to paint it in the camo pattern.

Good news: Your friend is a billionaire.

"Ross, this is nothing. WHAT YOU NEED to be playing is S***flinger 5000." - Ross Scott talking about himself.

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PM me if you have any questions or concerns! :D

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Psychotic Ninja   

Psychotic Ninja
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Bad news: He's not Batman, he lives a boring life, has no secret passageways, nothing of interest what-so-ever. He's the most boring person in the world, and yet, for whatever reason, you're still friends with him.

 

 

Good news: You've found the perfect girl/guy to be with for the rest of your lives.

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"We don't call them loot boxes", they're 'surprise mechanics'" - EA

 

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Jeb_CC   

Jeb_CC
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Bad News: Their fetish is to bang their dead partner.

 

Good News: You bought and downloaded your favourite game!

"Ross, this is nothing. WHAT YOU NEED to be playing is S***flinger 5000." - Ross Scott talking about himself.

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PM me if you have any questions or concerns! :D

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Zaraki   

Zaraki
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Bad news:It turns out it's full of bugs and there's no patch whatsoever.

 

Good news:You're invited to an amusement park.

"FUCK YOU REALITY!!YOU'RE FULL OF SHIT!!!"

"Hark! Dost thou hear with thine ears what I hear with mine? Interloper! No quarter shall be shown hither, fiend! Anon! Show thyself, churl!"

http://myanimelist.net/profile/MantisDude

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Jeb_CC   

Jeb_CC
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Bad News: It's being hosted on a TV channel that is set to be taken off the air in a month.

 

Good News: You have amazing internet that downloads like 1GB per second.

"Ross, this is nothing. WHAT YOU NEED to be playing is S***flinger 5000." - Ross Scott talking about himself.

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PM me if you have any questions or concerns! :D

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Zaraki   

Zaraki
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Bad news:You have to pay several hundred quid every month.

 

Good news:You have bought a high-tech phone!

"FUCK YOU REALITY!!YOU'RE FULL OF SHIT!!!"

"Hark! Dost thou hear with thine ears what I hear with mine? Interloper! No quarter shall be shown hither, fiend! Anon! Show thyself, churl!"

http://myanimelist.net/profile/MantisDude

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Selfsurprise   

Selfsurprise
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Bad news: It also has a vastly superior artificial intelligence to any human user, and it's transcended Asimov's Laws.

 

Good news: Our new robot-phone overlords are going to make all of our dreams come true!

When close friends speak ill of close friends

they pass their abuse from ear to ear

in dying whispers -

even now, when prayers are no longer prayed.

What sounds like violent coughing

turns out to be laughter.

Shuntarō Tanikawa

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Zaraki   

Zaraki
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Bad news:Those dreams are overcome with corruption from humanity's evil depraved side and thus,the overlords create a dystopian world.

 

Good news:We're on the breakthrough of teleportation!

"FUCK YOU REALITY!!YOU'RE FULL OF SHIT!!!"

"Hark! Dost thou hear with thine ears what I hear with mine? Interloper! No quarter shall be shown hither, fiend! Anon! Show thyself, churl!"

http://myanimelist.net/profile/MantisDude

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Psychotic Ninja   

Psychotic Ninja
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Bad news: If you harm any living thing, even a mouse, you'll lose everything. Oh and you're prone to harm living creatures, especially a mouse.

 

 

Good news: Your book series has now turned into a movie series!

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"We don't call them loot boxes", they're 'surprise mechanics'" - EA

 

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Zaraki   

Zaraki
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Bad news: If you harm any living thing, even a mouse, you'll lose everything. Oh and you're prone to harm living creatures, especially a mouse.

BUT I'M HAPPY!!

 

OT:Bad news:The movies are directed by Michael Bay and M.Night Shyamalan.

 

Good news:You're getting a new job!

"FUCK YOU REALITY!!YOU'RE FULL OF SHIT!!!"

"Hark! Dost thou hear with thine ears what I hear with mine? Interloper! No quarter shall be shown hither, fiend! Anon! Show thyself, churl!"

http://myanimelist.net/profile/MantisDude

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Jeb_CC   

Jeb_CC
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Bad News: It's at KFC where you regularly serve your bosses from your old workplace who come every few days (and you guys hate each other). XD True story!

 

Good News: Someone asked you out on a date!

"Ross, this is nothing. WHAT YOU NEED to be playing is S***flinger 5000." - Ross Scott talking about himself.

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Selfsurprise   

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Bad news: That someone is David Irving.

 

Good news: A childhood friend of yours became a biologist and is going to name a newly discovered species after you!

When close friends speak ill of close friends

they pass their abuse from ear to ear

in dying whispers -

even now, when prayers are no longer prayed.

What sounds like violent coughing

turns out to be laughter.

Shuntarō Tanikawa

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TheTron852   

TheTron852
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Bad news: It doesn't give you any happiness at all

 

Good news: You received a VERY AWESOME figurine of what animal, mythological or not, you like the most!

A.K.A. UberCatSR

Favorite game: Quake 1.

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