Good news, bad news

[Zaraki]

Bad news:It's a short-lived prototype.

 

Good news:Scientists have created a serum for reviving the dead.

[Reverend_UshankaCat_]

Bad news: The world is now being overrun by zombified former dictators.

 

Good news: The elections are over!

[Psychotic Ninja]

Bad News: Hitler 2.0 is the President of the World (just vague enough to be a Trump/Hillary joke)

 

 

Good News: You got a promotion to that dream job of yours that you love very much!

[Zaraki]

Bad news:You turn out to be very incompetent and therefore you get fired.

 

Good news:You've just won 500000 Canadian dollars!

[TheTron852]

Bad news: the Canadian dollars are revoked as a currency in Canada

 

Good news: You have passed the Ultimate Test of Awesomeness!

[Zaraki]

Bad news:It turns out to be a major scam.

 

Good news:A new type of anti-viral drug is made by scientists.

[Psychotic Ninja]

Bad news: It actually makes things worse, people die from the drug.

 

Good news everyone! Ross Scott finally made his movie!

[Selfsurprise]

Bad news: The movie is so good that it utterly destroys any hope for future film-makers. Gradually the entire medium dies out and my critics blame Ross for it's untimely demise.

 

Good news everyone! (I like the Futurama reference Ninja :3) Abraham Lincoln has arisen from his grave!

[Psychotic Ninja]

Bad news everyone: It's the start of the Zombie Apocalypse.

 

Good news everyone, I taught the toaster to feel love.

[TheTron852]

Bad news: Side-effects appeared, where we can't refer to myself in third person, and my presence can overtake your minds and replace them with the mentality of a toaster

 

Good news: I am on my way to successfully being able to negate mind-affecting anomalies

[Zaraki]

Bad news:You get serious mental health issues.

 

Good news:Curtains become bulletproof!

[Selfsurprise]

Bad news: Bullets become solid-matter proof.

 

Good news everyone! Donald Trump has a profound religious experience and announces his conversion to Jainism.

[Reverend_UshankaCat_]

Bad News: The only thing that's changed is that now he puts up swastika flags everywhere.

 

Bad news: Side-effects appeared, where we can't refer to myself in third person, and my presence can overtake your minds and replace them with the mentality of a toaster

I can't believe I got that reference!

 

 

Good News though! These stupid Vanilla Ice-haircuts are finally going out of style!

[Selfsurprise]

Bad News: It becomes mandatory for all white people to have cornrows.

 

Good news everyone! Platypuses are immune to radiation.

[Psychotic Ninja]

Bad News: Radiation has killed every living thing besides Platypuses

 

 

Good news: Nintendo actually meets the Supply and Demand of Amiibos and NES Classic

[Reverend_UshankaCat_]

Bad News: They only do because they enslave the world and make everyone work for them 24/7, meaning that nobody has time to play them.

 

Good News: That game you really love is getting a sequel!

[Psychotic Ninja]

Bad news: It's handled by a 3rd party, does poorly, is extremely short, and is a broken mess

 

Good news: You're a star in a funny show.

[Zaraki]

Bad news:The executives cancel the show due to budget cuts.

 

Good news:You have a grenade launcher!

[TheTron852]

Bad news: Later on the grenade gets stuck inside the barrel, and the launcher blows up in your face

 

Good news: You now have access to Bottomless Sack of Money!

[Psychotic Ninja]

Bad news: It's Monopoly money

 

Good news: You're a Youtube star with millions of subscribers and views.