Good news, bad news

[Psychotic Ninja]

Game's simple: Person 1 posts the "good news"

 

Person 2 posts the "bad news", and then posts a new "good news"

 

Example:

 

Person 1) Good news, the surgery was a success!

 

Person 2) Bad news we had to amputate your left hand

 

Good news: You're getting promoted!

 

(Next post can follow up on this good news)

[danielsangeo]

(Does the bad news have to follow the good news or can it be a different set?)

[Psychotic Ninja]

It should follow the good news.

[Selfsurprise]

Bad news: We will be sending you to Pluto. No, I'm afraid there's no time to say goodbye to your family.

 

Good news: A new Silent Hill game is going to be released!

[Psychotic Ninja]

Bad news: It was rushed to meet the Halloween deadline, and is a buggy mess

 

Good news: Your crush agreed to go on a date with you.

[Selfsurprise]

Bad news: Turns out he/she is an avid member of a local apocalyptic cult. Welcome to the family!

 

Good news: The election results are in. You've won!

[Jeb_CC]

Bad News: You're Trump.

 

Good News: You won the lottery!

[Psychotic Ninja]

Bad news: You won 10 cents

 

Good news: You won a free trip to Hawaii

[Selfsurprise]

Bad news: The Hawaii Hotel of course! The finest hospitality to be found in the whole of Belarus.

 

Good news: The world's panda population is steadily increasing.

[Reverend_UshankaCat_]

Bad news: They're getting a taste for human flesh.

 

Good news: The problem of Homelessness is being solved!

[Psychotic Ninja]

The bad news is they'rs killing all the homeless

 

Good news everyone! Valve just announced Half-Life 3!

[Heliocentrical]

Bad news: Half Life 3 has been in development hell for 9 years and is more disappointing than Duke Nukem Forever.

 

Good news: An enemy of yours fell down a flight of stairs.

[Psychotic Ninja]

Bad news: You actually murdered them, but only told people (s)he fell down the stairs. The cops find out and you're in jail for life, without parole.

 

Good news: The plastic surgery was a success

[Reverend_UshankaCat_]

The bad news is you now look like Joseph Goebbels.

 

Good News: We can now colonise Mars!

[Jeb_CC]

Bad news: We had a small team to go there first but a storm forced them to come back. They unfortunately left a man behind on Mars and now we gotta save him somehow. (The references are so real right now. Saw that movie recently, really damn good.)

 

Good News: Graduation is close!

[Psychotic Ninja]

Bad news: you're the only one who's not graduating.

 

Good news: You got your dream job

[Heliocentrical]

Bad news: It makes you hate the thing you loved.

 

Good news: You discovered a scientific breakthrough.

[Jeb_CC]

Bad news: you're the only one who's not graduating.

Man, don't jinx me. XD

 

Bad News: You can't recreate what you've discovered and thus nobody believes you.

 

Good News: A lady bought you a free drink at the bar!

[Psychotic Ninja]

Bad news: it's poison

 

Good news: You got tickets to that one band you enjoy

[Selfsurprise]

Bad news: the opening acts are ten individual Ricky Martin tribute acts. All of them are from Tamworth.

 

Good news: we have finally constructed a fully-functioning perpetual motion machine!